abi-snail🐌

currently going beast mode, i’m afraid

[abi-snail🐌 @abbyyy2489]

“he was a boy. she was a girl. can i make it any more obvious?”
actually yes you can:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i was born in the right generation i love trying fuck-ass potato chip flavors

[jan⭑.ᐟ @chrryval3ntine]

just read for an hour straight without getting distracted #Bookworm

[໊ @ilswyth]

tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow

[abi-snail🐌 @abbyyy2489]

@mozzyishere @prn63ss lol. lmao even. women don’t know about the pressure to look/act a certain way? especially during sex? this is so wrong i almost feel bad for laughing at you

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The first trailer for ‘THE PITT’ Season 3 has been released.

Releasing January on HBO Max.

[rei @sirpulpito]

los odio cada que recuerdo que cancelaron esto

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

seeing the way mandani moves reiterates just how fucking intentionally useless all of our other elected officials have been

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales never use generative AI, but they do make poop from a butt, which is similar except that whale poop is essential to the health of our oceans and generative AI is essential to being a fucking loser

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

"we are close to creating an oil that can cure any ailment" - guy selling snake oil

[chody @chodypatrick]

oh shit I totally forgot it’s bring your open mouth wet cough to the coffee shop day

[bawbagstauner @bawbagstauner]

What really fucking boils my piss is that we had the opportunity to change the world after Covid. The pandemic produced a fascinating real-world experiment. It demonstrated that human activity can alter emissions and local environmental conditions extraordinarily quickly

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

the moment ChatGPT persuaded that first poor boy to kill himself, Sam Altman should have pulled the product from the market for emergency refinement. but he didn’t, & his glorified Magic 8 Ball has pushed child after child into the grave. hard to see him as anything but a monster

[Athena @Minifarmthena]

She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

[hex @thectrldevil]

told my bf I want to lose like 15 pounds to be at my goal weight and his response was “oh you want to lose all our meals and memories together”

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

I think a reason we find the Jimothy story so moving is that it goes against our sense of nature always being harsh and ruthless. In reality, even in the animal kingdom sometimes the deformed & disabled still find their way in the world, often with the help of family.