A Binge Too Far

real-time quale analyst

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

“You gotta trust me, this $40b will be different. We’ll make sure to appropriate funds properly this time, I promise”

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

we could pay for childcare for three and four year olds tomorrow if the democrats would tackle fraud. but they won’t, because they don’t care about three and four year olds. they only care about power, and the fraud is how they buy their power.

[Dr. Matthew M. Wielicki @MatthewWielicki]

Elizabeth Warren has been in Washington for over a decade. During that time, the federal government has spent roughly $80 trillion.

If after $80 trillion your solution is still "tax Elon Musk," you're admitting the problem isn't revenue... it's government spending.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

From A24

The Cylinder

[Jum @JesterJum]

Turns out, everything our grandparents thought was cool, is cool.

Real food. Guns. Fishing. Hunting. Offensive jokes. Not trusting the government. Raising a family. Peace and quiet. A simple life.

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

Yeah man, whenever I have to withdraw money from the ATM at night, I'm checking over my shoulders for Elon Musk.

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Edward Snowden said it the best:

"When you say 'I don't care about the right to privacy because I have nothing to hide,' that's no different than saying 'I don't care about freedom of speech because I have nothing to say.'"

"Simply because you are following the law, doesn't mean that you'll be exempt from governmental interference in your private life."

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

all they have left is social signaling to the viewer “pfft get a load a this”

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Harvesting just one kidney from 20% of America’s politicians would give a new kidney to EVERY SINGLE PERSON currently on the transplant waiting list.

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

Her daughter was being regularly gang raped by pakis and the police's response was:

"You should just be glad your child is being taught a different culture"

Heads must roll.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

Remigrating all of Britain's foreigners, while necessary, will probably cause something of a labor crunch.

Meanwhile, executing everyone in authority implicated in facilitating the invasion, covering for the rape gangs etc, would (since this is ~everyone in authority) result in millions dead, which the squeamish might find excessive in most cases. But imprisoning all of them is a logistical impossibility.

Therefore, Britain's civil servants, police officers, quangocrats, traitor politicians, journalists, and so on should be reduced to perpetual serfdom within the service industry. They can deliver the food, work in the distribution centers, pick the apples, wipe the bums of the senior citizens, and perform all the rest of the shit work they insist migrants are required to do.

Furthermore, in recognition of their devotion to environmental Net Zero policies and Safety First, they can be barracked in highly energy efficient (poorly heated/no air conditioning) dormitories in which their every move is recorded, while being sustained on a steady diet of plant-based gruel (good for the heart AND the planet!) It goes without saying that, out of an abundance of concern for the comfort and safety of all residents, alcohol, tobacco, narcotics, and sexual contact of any kind will be strictly forbidden on dormitory grounds.

I believe this is a sensible, moderate solution that simultaneously addresses many of Britain's problems.

[Dodger McDuff (she/her) 🐉 ☕️ @MDMcDuff]

RIP Pizza Hut. Your personal pan pizzas help stave off the literacy crisis for an entire generation 🫡

[varrock @varrock]

"Told police she was having sex with adults but was dismissed as a child prostitute"

Why would the UK police dismiss child prostitutes?

[MAZE @mazemoore]

If you think that Keir Starmer's censorship is bad, imagine what would happen if Democrats ever got their way in this country.

[Syntheticus Humanitus @TheChaosWeeber]

Then don’t give your kids a smartphone. Done.

Im not giving corporations my ID online just so you can feel better.

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Ranty Man @RanTeeThree]

"WhY aRE yOu ConCeRneD aBoUt Id FoR ThE IntErnEt? YoU nEeD iT tO bUy bOoZE oR CiGaReTtEs?

I am obviously of age to buy them. I have not been ID'ed in a shop for decades. And even then, the shopkeeper didn't keep my ID on record and document every purchase against it so he could nanny me.

Jesus these people and their bullshit false equivalences.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

ME, DYING: “P—please…let the world know… *cough cough*…let the world know what I thought about the president.”