Ariel 🌸

nothin but retweets about sports

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Non-cat owners don't know that you're actually supposed to annoy your cats a little bit.

[. @J0nesToChina]

As soon as it’s time for Olympic basketball, hockey, or the World Cup

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

me because i've got a loving heart and a whimsical nature

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Become ungovernable

[lupe @thinkblueloops]

me any time someone asks to take a picture

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[Ariel 🌸 @abranham98]

@tru_fru my idiot son who loves boxes and yelling at me and my idiot daughter who loves stealing rotisserie chicken and hitting her brother

[Leah Asimov⛓️⌚ GLITCHSTARS @LeahAsimov]

Real dogs are available at your local shelter for a small adoption fee and they dont require a cloud based subscription service or wifi for functionality!

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[🗽Caleb 🎪 @Graysonwayne95]

Hey man I’m really sorry I’m late. I just had to stop and give both my cats one hundred million kisses each before leaving, and then tell them both that I love them with a sincerity and earnestness that would make my human family members jealous

[alexei @alexeixbt]

"this won't work"
me looking at the person after it works:

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

Margaritaville is everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

after jazz, the Looney Tunes are America's great contribution to global culture

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me