Richard Morton (he/him)

Bluesky: - Head of Accessibility, Government Digital Service, DSIT . Christian

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I am at https://t.co/LNOMlOv3II now.

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@RosieisaHolt Don't normally reply on here these days, but this is priceless. So funny that this is going over so many people's heads and they don't get the joke.

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@mischiefcomedy when the bunk bed in Peter Pan Goes Wrong collapses. The first time it does is hilarious, the second time is just pure genius comedy.

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@TfL https://t.co/Hzdxzb2pov but also https://t.co/JvvQg9rq2y

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@TfL zooming in on the tube map (on various pages and on both Chrome and Firefox), the details become fuzzy, it didn't used to be like this:

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@JaneQuaife "Pype Hayes Sand and Gravel" - no idea if that was a real Company - Pype Hayes was a few miles away.

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@SoVeryBritish Walking the wrong way round IKEA, but only at an off peak time.

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@spacedoutsmiles Sorry to hear that Jamie. Hoping and praying it subsides quickly and goes completely.

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@VicVijayakumar Also, designing / coding for the future you is good practice.

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@ceaubin The kind to ignore.

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@techspence We’ve been bought by Twitter.

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@techspence Where did you put the post-it note with the password?

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@govindajeggy Next they will tell you that police officers don’t have truncheon meat in their sandwiches.

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The worst one yet… this is the disabled toilet in @koynlondon last night.
When I asked them about it, they said, “It’s not the disabled toilet; it’s a storage cupboard”.
I then asked them to show me where the disabled toilet was.
They responded, “Uhhh, well, we can clear it out.”
Disgusting attitude.
It is high time that councils go around and inspect restaurant-disabled toilets and give on-the-spot fines for misuse!!!

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@Komaniecki_R Any tips on recognising chords when listening to music? Often takes me several attempts to play a chord by ear.

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@ManStryd @keith_campion Tempting to say “they have very little static charge”.

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@Komaniecki_R Hard to argue with that. I used to write the backwards quaver rest instead of the squiggle because it was easier.

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https://t.co/nG2RYZPifm #accessibility

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@MatLeeKnowles @scottmsayre Could certainly be classed as a drone B

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@MatLeeKnowles The Moiré patterns this makes are great.