Rob Ackerman

Playwright who used to work for SNL

[Rob Ackerman @ackerman_rob]

Wembayana was right. He got in our head. Then we got in his.

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

“You’re going to live the rest of your life, and you are never going to see another game like what we saw last night.”

Knicks vs. Spurs Game 4 FULL highlights ⬇️

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599

[Sarah Yáñez-Richards @SarahYanezR]

Today in any corner of New York

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

cinema 🎥

[Rob Ackerman @ackerman_rob]

@seanhalfcourt The result for the Knicks speaks for itself in one letter: W.

[Rob Ackerman @ackerman_rob]

@BrickCenter_ How did that work out for them?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

My word.

One more day.

I can run through a brick wall after watching this.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Rob Ackerman @ackerman_rob]

@VanTheBrand @ditzkoff 1999

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[Rob Ackerman @ackerman_rob]

@EthicalPoster1 @nyknicks Brace yourself bro

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

My dad always used to say “when you’re in a hole, stop digging.”
Lovely man, terrible archaeologist.

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

When you die there’s probably ads on the way toward the light

[misto @mistowho]

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

I overthink and therefore I overam.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It's weird that Dr. Seuss looked normal. I thought he would be fluffy, polka dotted, long, purplish orange, and at least surely wearing a hat. He must have based his drawings on another guy he knew instead of himself

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Hazel Scott masterfully plays two pianos at once in 1943

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Orville Wright fixing a bike: Ahhh there’s your problem. No wings