actually1001

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[actually1001 @actually1001]

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[MandatoryFunDay @Mandatoryfunday]

Some people got that dog in them. I got that deer in me, I always wanna jump into oncoming traffic.

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@Brick_Suit They wanted Obama to do it so they could tout their diversity superiority. Instead, the white New Yorker with a bad spray tan did it, and they can’t face their embarrassment.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

Real New Yorker vs Fake New Yorker.
Subway Takes confirmed.

[Joel Pollak @joelpollak]

If Raman takes second and Pratt does not qualify for the general election, after days upon days of thinking he would, it will be the political equivalent of watching the Palisades burn again. If you can’t hold leaders accountable for their failures, then democracy does not exist.

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@sakebu_cheese_ Looks like the cursive of the average millennial man! Well done!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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@AppleMusic @ourhighesthope @taylorswift13 @toystory This is cute. Now release TSTV

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Colombia like… where Shakira is from?

[Alaric The Barbarian @0xAlaric]

There is a Stone Age tribal war happening in Colombia right now

The Misak and Nasa people are fighting over a section of land. Yes this is real, and yes they are using traditional weapons. Video is from May 21st, 2026.

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@yfcherries More than six and a half ounces of sugar. wtf yeah that’s just a cup of frothy syrup. The women who drink this will complain about their glucose test drink when pregnant. Lol.

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@politicsofamy I wish I could be brown and cry and get my way

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@SpaceKoala Sounds like lead induced psychosis

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@wyatttoday Because the Professional Victim Party cannot be such if they are not suffering.

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@dressvillains @bucketart And shoppers do this all the time just living up the product to read it. I’ve done it totally on accident just grabbing stuff off the shelf.

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Every woman who owns a car should have a designated car knife. I’ve never had to use mine in self defense, but it has come in handy to cut tags off clothes and make funnels out of water bottles.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

It's not an issue in America whether sikhs can carry ceremonial knives since everyone can carry knives here as we're not babies.

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@25YearsAgoLive Greek Orthodox?! I thought Tina was Jewish?!

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@TheCinesthetic Securing that career by kowtowing to his Satanic overlords

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@ZeekArkham George W. Bush? The first time he was elected v Al Gore?

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@bumbadum14 And many left and went back to china when they were done.

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@HalfTangible Capt Phasma was the biggest disappointment. What a waste of the actresses talent.

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@agraybee I feel like @luinalaska would find this interesting