pietro

eat my dust or kiss my ass either way dont talk to me {{parody rp}}

[pietro @actualqsilver]

btw i am fast enough to dodge bullets i just wanted to die

[pietro @actualqsilver]

sorry i didnt reply to your text im dead

[pietro @actualqsilver]

what the heck is a magneto

[Tony Stark @actual_ironman]

daily advice from tony stark: don't dead open inside

[pietro @actualqsilver]

wear heelys to escape your feelys

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@maximoff_twin THE TRUTH HURTS ME

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@maximoff_twin I AM OFFENDED

[pietro @actualqsilver]

i hope that my tombstone says "here lies pietro maximoff he was #1"

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@actual_maximoff shut up i looked great

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@actual_ironman fear me tintin

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@actual_ironman whatever imma pull some poltergeist shit on u later tho

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@actual_ironman u and ur rhodey can kiss my beautiful dead ass

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@actual_ironman well damn

[pietro @actualqsilver]

im glad other me saved the pizza dog clint barton would be proud

[charles xavier @official_profx]

well damn, shoot me in the spine and call me professor x https://t.co/x6oXviTtHp

[pietro @actualqsilver]

well damn, shoot me out of the sky and call me war machine

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@actual_rhodey wow OK

[pietro @actualqsilver]

@actual_rhodey no we dont want you

[pietro @actualqsilver]

if you dont think that wanda and i announce our arrival the same way team rocket does, ur wrong

[pietro @actualqsilver]

i love creamy memes

[pietro @actualqsilver]

{{o shit i dont like to take selfies but hey im lee, they/them, hailing from a mountain in canada waddup}}