ajm

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

It is a huge failure of operation Epic Fury, planners should have anticipated the need to leave a single Iranian F-14 intact so that the downed crew could have exfiltrated themselves.

[Alexander Long @AlexanderLong]

insane sequence of statements buried in an Alibaba tech report

[Yannick Comte @cyannick]

True story

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Another world exclusive happened today in our famous Four Seasons Total Landscaping lot!!!

We gathered together all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie. Here’s a photo to prove it.

[Bargey @mrbargearse]

Congratulations @englandcricket on making it to day 5.
Quite the #MoralVictory
#Ashes

[John Watches Horror @Y2John84]

Invented 70 years ago today.

November 5th, 1955

[RossRadio @cqcqcqdx]

Same place and memory size.. the difference is 58 years

[Catalin @catalinmpit]

Next generation of developers.

[Mbogo ya Nduîki @WambuguWanjohi]

Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.

[australian kitsch 🦘 @OzKitsch]

Explain this to a non-Australian #sydney2000

[Bargey @mrbargearse]

Reece Walsh, just a watered-down version of Todd Carney.

[When Is Trump Gone? @DaysLeft4Trump]

3 years, 7 months, 3 days, 23 hours, 12 minutes, and 56 seconds

▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 10.06%

[Crowbar Jones 🥘🔪 @gomichild]

So after @AntonyGreenElec is done, do we have to wait for smoke from the chimney of AEC HQ to signal a new election analyst has been chosen?

[Sank @CricketIsSimple]

"No, if the ball pitches outside leg, it can not be LBW"

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

I have been in hospital for a few days. Just leaving.
I put a sign on my hospital door saying “No J.D Vance visits.”

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Perhaps there were signs he is incompetent

[ajm @adrianmacleod]

What did Norfolk Island do to him?

[Joseph Allen @j_g_allen]

Now economists know how scientists felt when he said “inject bleach”