You know who didn't let us down on and after 9/11? These good boys and girls. One of humanity's greatest achievements was managing to turn wolves into these beautiful creatures who take joy in helping us and making us happy.
Things to say at a job interview:
- can I vape in here?
- I need the original blueprints of this building.
- my eyes are up here.
- How strict is your harassment policy?
- Sell me this pen.
- I didn’t know she had a brother.
2 HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME:
I'm so tired. I can't wait to sleep later. I can't do anything
3 HOURS AFTER BEDTIME:
(imagining learning how to play guitar) ☝️I m going to write a song to heal the world