Ms. Terrie

Twitter Rules & Confessions: I cant control compulsion to turn all the stars gold. Otherwise, I'm normal. Also @affexs on Twitter and @affexshun21 on IG

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 468! #WordBrain #words

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

In the next Finding Dory movie she "finds" herself and gets an operation to become a really handsome male fish. It's called Hunky Dory.

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

@DanielEdison_ Would've been great to see you....bet you rocked the house!

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

@steveolivas that looks ultra painful.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

I'm on @BBCRadio4Extra as part of the @bbcnewcomedy16 shortly. It starts at 22:30.

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

Just got the message, "Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup." I wonder if it's tried breathing into a paper bag?

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

With the fate of either Hillary or Donald becoming Prez of US, wondering how hard it would be to swim into Mexico. #worsefate?

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

Adam knows he's naked & began covering himself with fig leafs. Eve tries
to do the same when Adam says, "I wear the plants in this family!"

[Scott Isbell @scottisbell_]

My grandfather Pop Pop a WW2 vet just turned 90. He will forever be my hero. Can u pls RT so I can show him the love

[Coram Deo @Coram_Deo__]

If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

Answers to questions are stupid if you ask me.

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

They say there's safety in numbers.

(That's why I always carry flashcards.)

#cleanjoke

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

Ever compliment someone & have it come out wrong? My neighbor was resurfacing his driveway and I said, “It looks really good retarred!”

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

@MrSilverScott A man is never more attractive than when he is playing with a dog or with children. #GetMarriedAlready

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

@GaryMuppet I love gooey butter cake!🎂

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

Old #Joke (OJ):

I never try to make my guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they would have stayed there.

#cleanjoke

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

@DanielEdison_ Happy Easter my Friend! 🙏🏻🐰🐥🐣💗

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

@steveolivas jeez you guys sure know how to party on vacation,Sunburns, sea urchins..Hey, you're next! Shark attack?

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

@JCM444 Not as famous, but so much funnier

[Ms. Terrie @affexs21]

@csonkaguy They're coming back?