Becky

[chuuch @ch000ch]

due to personal reasons i will be selling skin care products to people from high school on facebook

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Just one, it turns out.

[Abam @AdamBroud]

[The Apocalypse]

Me: We've run out of food and all we have to eat is this sawdust

Person who loved eating shredded wheat: My time has come

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

90% of marriage is one person looking for something where the other said it would be and yelling that it’s not there

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

ME: Thank you for your service.
VETERINARIAN: Again, I’m not that kind of vet.
ME:
VETERINARIAN:
ME:
VETERINARIAN:
ME: Thank you for your purrvice.

[Tim @Playing_Dad]

It's a special moment when your kid finally get to meet their heroes

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

HEY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD A KID DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR DOG

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

🎶 Teenage Putin in a circle! 🎶

[Dr Addy Lowe @adriana_lowe]

He was bored at the pub so we put squirrel videos on YouTube.

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

How people watch movies when they’re:

DATING *hold hands*
ENGAGED *cuddle*
MARRIED *one person turns the volume up when I’m choking on a piece of popcorn*

[James Doleman @jamesdoleman]

Imagine banning the world's coolest dog. https://t.co/LIyyRBVZQT

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Not a fan of the new Harry Potter book

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

{If cats were people}
ME: Hey, I’m home.
CAT: Fuck you.
ME: Haha, love you so much Gary, I’ll go make you dinner!

[chuuch @ch000ch]

me: hi

person who's been working out more lately: wow thanks so much yeah i feel great

[Liam Kearney @lkearneyvideo]

This made me exceptionally happy.