Melissa

I started dancin' to that fine, fine music. You know my life was saved by rock and roll.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@mazemoore Here's my girl snuggled up with hers!

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@miss_speech @lrozen Can confirm. Guy running for state senate in my district has made this the No. 1 theme of his campaign.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@fsdfgs The new pig is ready for service. 2024's pig has...seen a lot.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@clinthoward666 @ColinPClarke @AntiToxicPeople https://t.co/x9aFqepcMu

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@a_e_ro_dy_namik @soupinthering This was 100% my great-grandpa's move (more than once), but he preferred to just keep it in the five boroughs as opposed to going through the trouble of moving out of state.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@Brackto @0rang3youglad @tracewoodgrains @default_friend @ChrissyCap42069 I actually said "Consequences will never be the same!" in casual conversation not too long ago. I was pleased others got the reference.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@jfruh Back in my journalism days, I got one from Day-Glo® for referring to it in a story. Boy, I learned my lesson from that one. Never mentioned them again.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@Doozy_Player @WPXI_Lori According to the NYT, large grocers took advantage of supply chain issues, beat out smaller rivals, used that to jack up prices and still do it today: https://t.co/ImbtgjJHgC

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@nasboat @TheWapplehouse I came here to say this, but I knew in my heart it has already been said.
This was fun stuff when I was young. Now it looks like an actual hell you pay to enter.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@StephenKing @filmystic My husband and I often talk about how the OG movie was a formative terrifying movie for us as kids. I think I was too scared to go to bed for weeks.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@masonmichener @TracesofTexas Then surely you remember this gem:
https://t.co/fvXvPk5vix

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

The new #LemonPig has thanked the 2023 version for its service and the penny has been passed!

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@sa_da_tay @rachelmillman I had a company wide meeting with 400 other people at 9 am. It's a camera-off meeting but camera came on as soon as I entered. Hair in a headband, no makeup, ratty PJs on. All I could think of to do was duck while I blindly clicked around for button to turn off video.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@rrichterr @TrinityMustache I have eaten mustard with my popcorn since I was a little kid, so I def endorse this stance.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@Life_OnTheCouch I lurk late at night, leaving dumb comments 😂

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@RockportBirder Oh Debra, I am so sorry to hear this. Sending light and love your way.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@StevenSlivka I almost woke C up to tell him. He wouldn't have even been mad.

[Melissa @aging_hipster]

@StevenSlivka Even Charlie, fan since the 70s, has turned against them.

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

Enjoyed this comment on a clip of The Cure playing in 1980