Ashley🐩

Veterinarian, humanist, semi-professional reader and doer of all the things. I’m just here to get weird.

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

@MandalaScrubs when will you be improving your customer service? It’s beyond absurd the only way to get anyone’s attention is to call you out via social media. I am missing scrubs, I am paying for them and no one is returning my emails! I’d rather pay more for Figs at this point.

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

Acutely collapsed, DOA, 15w old mastiff puppy to really round out the shittiest Friday I’ve had in a while. Where’s the tequila.

[samsfeelingood @samsfeelinggood]

Cool part about medicine is that you can feel like Albert mf einstein one minute and the next feel like your skull would be more useful as a candle holder bc obviously there’s no brain in it

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

When the windows are down and you need some quick therapy

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

Someone please tell me, in the year of our lord 2023, there’s clinicians still declawing cats?!

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

I’m considering putting out my Halloween decorations for mental health reasons 🎃

[ThingsHeardAtTheVet @QuotesFromVet]

"All they care about is money" - every fucking client who is even slightly disgruntled, and a lot of clients that aren't.

[ThingsHeardAtTheVet @QuotesFromVet]

The things one finds at work.

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

Sweet sweet sugary serotonin

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

@vettechER Oh my GOD, just had this conversation about some red velvet cookies in the office. Hey red velvet, Pick a flavor profile already SHIT

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

If you’re not eating while walking by your colleague actively lancing an abscess and then sticking around for the show are you even a veterinarian??

[AnonyVet @Anonyvet]

Today our EMS student did IVs, cat castrates, a cat spay and booster appointments.

I knew she was one of us when she had a half eaten Big Mac in one hand and was grabbing hold of a recovering cat in the other hand……

We salute you. You will be great.

#vetmed
#vettwitter

❤️

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

What I'm hearing is being fat and woke will eventually lead to world peace.

[trash jones @jzux]

“i’d never be dumb enough to join a cult” bitch you’re literally in grad school

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

Late morning dolphin watch.

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

@Calamondins1 @NurseStrider Propofol is not an analgesic it’s just a sedative. Analgesia is part of anesthetic protocol.

[AnonyVet @Anonyvet]

Me: So, Fido still has this lump?

Client: Yes, but it’s gone down. I’ve been giving him my daughter’s urine to drink and that’s really helped.

Me: What?

Client: They do it in people, it really works

Me….Please don’t.

Client: Oh, I don’t make him drink MINE.

#vettwitter

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

@workthecycle It’s an inside job

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

Spotify wrapped is cool and all but what I really want is an EPIC wrapped.

“You spent 7823 minutes writing discharge summaries.”

“Your most prescribed medication was zosyn.”

“You ordered 237 unnecessary chest radiographs.”

[Ashley🐩 @AJackB1948]

@ThisisLauraS You are never EVER too much, others are just not enough babe.