ruby

up on the house top, click click click!

[ruby @ajolly_fellow]

mimes looking at my watch but pushes my sleeve up way too high

[ruby @ajolly_fellow]

racing puppets isn't even about the speed of the puppets its about the length of your arms come on

[ruby @ajolly_fellow]

we've got 5, 6, construction workers sealing a time capsule of their diary entries into a pit on the sidewalk

[ruby @ajolly_fellow]

once you break into the bigger leagues you'll find yourself playing five, six, matches of house a day

[ruby @ajolly_fellow]

yeah my car's pretty much got just the three seats cause the passenger spot's filled full time by this guy i get to mime pulling rope, so i go faster

[ruby @ajolly_fellow]

curled up at the foot of your rocking chair... and im slipping!!!

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Careful whacking someone's hand out of the cookie jar... you might just whack the cookie jar.

[swinky *˚˖𐦍˖˚•. @trinkyswinky]

vintage toys (1950s-1970s)

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

They don't make em like they used to

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas

[sheri epicberry @ifeelsosheri]

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE

[█ @Taylor_nonsense]

So happy together

[ruby @ajolly_fellow]

feel like as the number of sheep who've jumped the fence increases, the MORE someone should be awake and keeping an eye on the situation

[bluntspork @heartmorgue]

Mattel Cherry Merry Muffin Pour 'n Chill Milk Carton set (left) and Mix 'n Wash set (right), late 80s

[うに @uni_okasan]

海底レストラン

[ruby @ajolly_fellow]

grocery list that begs the question "is he trying to eat healthy or does he have big fruit hat plans at home"