Akethcheta

[Akethcheta @akethcheta]

A bubbly thread for this cycle:

[Enron @Enron]

$ENRON is here. This will be the fuel that powers our journey. Join us now on Solana.

CA: BktHEAc2WS8TQi2vmavn1rA4L1WJuwF3Vkk3DnwwARti

[Dark Crypto Lady @DarkCryptoLord]

Had a very interesting conversation with my friend. He was asking if I think that stonks money will into crypto.

My honest answer is no.

For the past 2+ years, stonks were on super easy mode. You could literally buy anything related to ai or chips or semi conductors or ANYTHING and be up 20000%.

Meanwhile, in crypto, occasionally you get a nice 50%-100% pump (on that one coin you didn’t buy) and then it just slow bleeds to death.

If someone has been playing casino in super easy mode, why will they want to play hell mode for no reason unless they’re mentally challenged like us.

Every single VC and team members are dying to get out of their vestings. I’ve also tweeted around 2 years ago that the illusion of “useful technology” was long gone and that we are just a full blown casino during the pumpfun meme mania.

What’s funnier now is that the most useful thing about blockchain so far is that… we get to trade stocks 24/7 on it LOL.

??? Insane full round to the future of finance.

Not saying that crypto is will be dead-dead, just debating whether stonk money will enter crypto - which I doubt it. If anything, crypto money will flow to stonks as people begin to realize how much easier it is to make money there.

Like wtf you have a donkey here that aped $20b into ETH and it’s STILL DOWN 50%. Even the greatest btc bull is starting to be pressured to sell his btc in order to pay up for his ponzi debts.

If you have the time and energy, you can play at both casinos because you’ll never know which one has a better chance of hitting the jackpot. We will get insane news from time to time to ape hard and make it all back with one trade.

Ok thank for coming to my ted talk as a washed up trader, back to shitposting mode after this.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Yeah idk why I got kicked out last night man.”

Me showing my bro what he did:

[CryptoCondom @crypto_condom]

Been saying this for a while. @marcorubio is far more likable than Vance and will poll better.
Vance is not as attractive nor at ease in public/approachable as Rubio. Furthermore, like Clinton being seen to play the Saxophone in 1992….video of Rubio DJ’ing at a wedding leaked last week.
He polls hispanic, catholic, and younger.
They’d be stupid not to run him.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Vishal @VishalMalvi_]

Bro needs to hesitate💀

[Magoo PhD @HodlMagoo]

Who did this?

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Imagine the microbiome report

[Angelo Giuliano 🇨🇭🇮🇹 @angeloinchina]

China’s Belt and Road Initiative now makes complete sense >>>>bypassing the choke points the U.S. could use to blockade and strangle both China and the Global South.
China and its allies have been decades in the making for the events of today.
The U.S. empire is overextended. It will not be able to control a deeply interconnected world where lead times are shorter and countermeasures are already in place to resist U.S. aggression.

[Fofty Pawlow @FoftyPawlow]

*HASSETT: IT'S TIME FOR POWELL TO MOVE ON FROM THE FED

*HASSETT: POWELL STAYING ON FED BOARD COULD AFFECT RATE CUTS

They really dont care to hide their ambitions anymore lol

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Over the past 34 years the average Chinese man became, on average, 3 inches taller than his grandfather.

But entire population can't rewrite its DNA in 35 years.

So what made them grow so fast? The answer might surprise you.

[Stripe @stripe]

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[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.

Top 1% of all vaginas.

Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).

Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%.

The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)

This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.

A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

[Akethcheta @akethcheta]

@Merridew__ Buying those microcap japanese vision and hearing aids stocks now! 😂

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Trump every time the S&P 500 hits ATH

[Akethcheta @akethcheta]

🤣

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married:

Mine:
1. Greta Thunberg
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Angela Merkel
4. Sophie Rain
5. Mia Khalifa

Hers:
1. Her gym trainer
2. Our neighbor Mohammed
3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed
4. My brother
5. Her ex-boyfriend

How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people

Completely wasted her dream list

[sui @birdabo]

A JAPANESE DEV BUILT AN APP THAT SHOWS A FAT CAT ON THE SCREEN AND FORCES YOU TO TAKE A BREAK.

[signüll @signulll]

we now live in the advice era mainly due to the fact that advice is the cheapest possible content to produce on social media.. it requires ~zero research, it’s virtually infinite supply, it flatters the speaker, & costs the listener nothing. & the algo loves it because it gets engagement from both the converts & the haters.

it’s the perfect vehicle.

what’s remarkable is that most of this advice isn’t actually advice at all, it’s kind of an autobiography. e.g. “you should wake up at 5am” means “i wake up at 5am & i need you to validate that choice.

[Henry Martinez @HenryMa79561893]

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