Joanne Skinner

Let everything happen naturally, Never force it.

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Everything's funnier when you're supposed to be quiet

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

[Roxanne Nickerson @AidaBraychenko]

"SO THIS BITCH." - - The start of an amazing story

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

I'm so good at sleep, I can do it with my eyes closed.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

It is better to be laughed at for not being married than to be unable to laugh because you are.

[Andrea Phelan @bazalevich78]

The computer beat me at chess, I won when it came to the kick boxing.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

Older I get = Less people I trust.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

Most accidents are caused by people who drive in 1st gear while their minds are in neutral.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, and love those who hurt us and hurt those who love us. *Sigh*

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

How is illegal to talk on phone while driving but its legal for a cop to use a laptop while driving?

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

You are what you eat. So eat skinny people.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

Beauty lies in the eyes of beer holder.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of those other muthafuckas in the world walks out.

[Stacey Bible @LyapkinMega]

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

[Mary Stafford @96Zavgorodko]

R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003 -2012 :(

[Linda Donaldson @opeshcherov1]

Have you ever been scared to open a text? Your heart races, your stomach feels empty, and you just kind of stare at your phone?...

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

I'm pretty sure fat people cry on purpose so they can taste their tears.

[Tiffany Roberts @maulikha1]

ME: Well at least somebody's taking my Zombie Apocalypse theory seriously. *glares at wife*