Akshay P

Hedge Fund PM | ex-@citadel | EECS @mit 🦫. Forever curious + Do things that matter™️

[Akshay P @akspad]

PSA to world leaders - build a scraper to flag large bets on Polymarket. It could be the difference between life and death:

Will the US invade #Cuba by...
Will the #Iranian regime fall by...
@AlsisiOfficial out as President of Egypt by...
Will China invade #Taiwan by...

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

When the over eager intern tries to ask the CEO for a coffee chat on day 1 of internship season

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

🚨 Arcadia Mayor Eileen Wang in California has been charged with acting as an illegal agent of the People’s Republic of China in the United States.

Mayor Wang admitted to acting as a foreign agent from at least 2020 through 2022 - promoting PRC propaganda in the U.S. and acting at PRC’s direction to promote their interests. She has agreed to resign from office and plead guilty.

@FBI and our federal partners continue to move aggressively to root out this kind of influence in American institutions all over the country.
https://t.co/QBzriKa8rm

[Noel Smith @NoelSmith]

I have 3 pair of Allbirds, so I'm basically a hyperscaler.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If only we’d trained Grok on just these 2 books, we’d be done already!

[Julia 🇺🇸 @Jules31415]

President Trump's conversation with the kids at the White House Easter Egg Roll is peak comedy 😂

Trump: "I could sign autographs for you guys. And then tonight, you could sell it for $25,000 on eBay!"

Kids: "Could you sign mine?!"

Trump: "[Granddaughter] Carolina's the only one that doesn't want my autograph...I would say Carolina has ZERO interest in my autograph." *signs a kid's drawing* "I think I'm going to sign this, that way I'll say I drew it. Look, I drew it! Look at what I did, everybody!"

Kids: "Oh yeah!" *one kid asks about Biden*

Trump: "Biden?!...He'd have an autopen following him, Joe Biden. He didn't sign anything. He was incapable of signing...So they'd follow him around with a BIG machine. Do you know what it was called? An AUTOPEN! And it'd have the autopen sign for him...Not too good, right?"

[Christina Qi @christinaqi]

only one sigma left

https://t.co/KXmi1dQOTo

[Albert Gu @_albertgu]

The newest model in the Mamba series is finally here 🐍

Hybrid models have become increasingly popular, raising the importance of designing the next generation of linear models.

We've introduced several SSM-centric ideas to significantly increase Mamba-2's modeling capabilities without compromising on speed. The resulting Mamba-3 model has noticeable performance gains over the most popular previous linear models (such as Mamba-2 and Gated DeltaNet) at all sizes.

This is the first Mamba that was student led: all credit to @aakash_lahoti @kevinyli_ @_berlinchen @caitWW9, and of course @tri_dao!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Real picture of @StarbaseTX

[mert @mert]

marco rubio finding out he has to run anthropic now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

People giving OpenClaw root access to their entire life

[litquidity @litcapital]

POV: you’re a publicly-traded SaaS company and some anon on X just said they reverse vibe coded your business in 8 hours

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[Blaine Anderson @datingbyblaine]

What’s up with the Miami dating scene right now?

I've spoken with 2x potential Miami matchmaking clients this week who've said women are asking for a “rent allowance” and “shopping budget” on first dates.

This is good for my business, bc I can screen gold diggers out. But on a personal level, wtf 🫣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some days be like

[Akshay P @akspad]

And #Warsh wins! $SPY $TLT $IWM $USD $UUP

[Akshay P @akspad]

WSJ: Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed

Warsh back in the mix $SPY $TLT

https://t.co/K0gf1P9nJu

[Akshay P @akspad]

"Now operational, a new heat exchange system is reusing hot water from part of the Large Hadron Collider’s cooling system to heat homes and businesses in the local area"

Really cool to see @CERN be environmentally conscious!

https://t.co/tgfghOQONe

[Akshay P @akspad]

#Mastodon and #Bluesky are not in competition anymore with the platform X, because X has changed. It changed from being a platform to the power structure for the neo-royalty

Interesting take on how X has evolved over recent years

https://t.co/z587LajSzN