Alan TW

“Beware those men, the jokers and the tricksters and the clowns. They will laugh us into Hell.” - Years and Years (He/Him)

[Moazzam Begg @Moazzam_Begg]

400k Brits live in Spain. Most can’t speak Spanish.

300k Brits live in the Gulf. Most can’t speak Arabic.

But we get your well-made point.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I can neither confirm nor deny that Robert Jenrick has asked to defect to the Count Binface Party. I can confirm that the answer's no.

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Roger Gall @Shambles151]

UK nationals returning today from serving in the IDF were NOT arrested under the Terrorism Act.

Please RT this until they are.

Thank you

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

People versus the establishment?
Are you kidding?
Nigel Farage is the son of a stockbroker who went to Dulwich College and then follows his dad into the city, gets gifted millions, promotes crypto and gold bullion, been in politics for decades - he IS the establishment

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This might have worked in the US, but here you just sound like a lunatic

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

It’s clearly a total lie that Sky News harassed Nigel Farage’s daughter.

It’s horseshit served up to deflect from the first proper scrutiny he has ever had.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This is the most Nigel Farage thing Nigel Farage has ever done. Stand down in the safest seat Reform holds, then stand again so he can win it back and say: “See? 20,000 people voted for me, so we can all forget about my dodgy billionaire mate.”

He is such a fucking drama queen.

[Alan TW @alantwill]

Hi @ColdpressJuices not sure if you know, but your smoothie tastes of the plastic bottle ☹️

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​Norway calls for the complete global isolation of Israel, demanding it be penalized for its role in spreading global turmoil and chaos.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

When do we start calling this a holocaust?

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

So, a concentration camp.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

This is how the BBC reported a doctor being literally raped to death by Israeli forces.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

I’m guessing this version of “from the river to the sea” will get zero media attention.

[Hamza Yusuf @Hamza_a96]

The BBC’s political editor has written an article about the unravelling of Keir Starmer’s tenure.

The total numbers of times ‘Gaza’, ‘Palestine’ or ‘Israel’ is mentioned? Zero.

This is how propaganda by omission works.

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨BREAKING | Zack Polanski says Greens will NOT work with Labour if Burnham continues to support Israel

Polanski said the genocide in Gaza is a "red line", and that any co-operation with Burnham would be impossible unless he admits Israel is committing genocide

(Via @Guardian)

[Rabbi David Mivasair @RabbiMivasair]

“Antisemitic” is the magic word that makes problems go away.

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

🇮🇱 İsrail, Filistinliler tarafından kullanılan su kaynaklarına beton döküyor.

🚨 Medyada yer bile almadı.

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