krümsy

Opistoteuthis adorabilis/ Organized Chaos/ Low Brow Contemporary Artist/ Tooth Fairy/ Gamer/ Twin/ Idiot & all other things considered

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

*Shows boss a photo of a diagram I designed for med students on phone*

*Gets praised*

*Closes out to a nude photo*

*Kills herself*

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

@NASA @NASAWebb 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

When your mom won't help you but she'll spend $2k at the vet for her cat's overactive thyroid then its time to kill yourself

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

Talk to your doctor and loved ones about Snapping Hip Syndrome so they can all laugh at your loud snappy hips too:

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

I put the fun in dysfunctional

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

Let me play you the song of my people https://t.co/NMxQuMfwMh

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

Mad shade for my haters getting burned right now. #suckstobeyou

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

Besties are life. Fuck everyone else.

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

https://t.co/mCXHeLZyPT THIS IS HOW WE JEW IT @TheOnlyDetox I love you foreva for making me die laughing for this one OMFG 😂😂😂😂

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

If this kid performed in bed like he does for twitch we would have something to work off of

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

Convinced some idiot kids on the street that my scrubs were religious attire. Happy Friday

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

She paid a lot to look that basic. Let her enjoy her ombré dye job, lululemon pants and coach bag

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

@mistachrish omg you're like my favourite person I've literally laughed my ass off all week at your vids

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

@albin0beezy @Inglewood_SWAT ayyy

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

*Dishwasher overflows w suds*
*Stove catches fire*
*Scratches crotch & lights cig on stove*
"Did I tell you how I'm total wifey material?"

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

WHO BLACKOUT TINTS THEIR PRIUS AND TRIES TO MOB ON THE FREEWAY LIKE A GANGSTER?! SEATTLE I CAN'T EVEN ANYMORE 😂😂😂😂

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

@topmo3vids @Inglewood_SWAT 😂😂😂😂 🙊🙊🙊🙊

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

@Inglewood_SWAT oops.. :x

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

To all my haters

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

I think the last time I was this exhausted was when I was stranded in a rural part of the Czech Republic without food or water for 30 hours.

[krümsy @albin0beezy]

Scrub pants that are floods is not the business. #tallgirlproblems