Albus E. Morris 📯

Student//Informatik
Bewohner einer Welt voller Mutanten und Zombies mit einem IQ geringer als eine Dillgurke.

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@NovaLauncher Why did you sell in the first place?

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@Donna4542 @tweet4Anna_NAFO @elonmusk

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@Buzzah12 @tunguz @VincenttMorara No

[Jordan Arnold @jordanarnold]

You can now spend $120/yr to get HD access to the exclusive “Orange” wallpaper

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@therabbithole Have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe, left people care more about the truth than right wingers? Huuhh??? xD

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@Universal_Ken @FearedBuck found the yankee

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@MikeBirdTech @realGeorgeHotz Could be misunderstood

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@DChristie11 @Ryanair Coming from Ryan's video

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@AdamLowisz @elonmusk @RichardDawkins Haha hilarious how conservatives use Snopes when it aids them and else they put it off as bs xD

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@eethatcher @BehizyTweets @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris How was that an attack on the american political system?

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@MakebaNamibia @cleductoo Can you read? There's literally a link to fox on the picture 😂

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@DocBrown_1985 Because the stock is basically worthless, it's always been shorted. Look at it now. it fell -10% in overnight trading after this horrible debate

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Let's say genius businessman Mikey had a $1M portfolio that he liquidated into $DJT stock, buying the stock at its zenith ($79.38), which it hit on March 26. Mikey turned his 1M into $223,000.

That's Trumponomics.

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@buttermilkoreo @LuftkoppTim @TheAppleDesign "muuhhh they got more expensive"

the actual price: still 200$ cheaper than iPhone

lol

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@DogPack404 WHEN ONLINE

[FLIP @FlipMediaProd]

i stole my neighbors dog,
waited for the missing flyers to go up,
and went and collected the finders fee.

here’s what it taught me about B2B SaaS
👇🧵

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@CBGSpender @baerboeckle https://t.co/psEPBS1IBI

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

People sell drugs on the streets of Paris. Should Macron be arrested?

#FreePavel

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@Krawallbrause69 Die Lache ist iconic