alcor805

Oasis obsessive, UCLA gridiron guru, opinion denier, and shitpost sensei. My gift to the world: Pure, digital coprophagy one rant at a time.

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"...In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, the good deeds a man has done before defend him."

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@TrollFootball The term soccer comes from England.

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@AnythingArs_ Kai Havertz knows how to play heavy metal football.

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@SawyerMerritt I navigate to my local supermarket and it often tries to park near the loading docks in the back. I live in a building with a sublevel parking garage. It always tries to park in the wrong spot. I use it to drive to work every day and it regularly takes the most inefficient route.

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@wydsilent NBA champion Mike Smrek

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@Globalstats11 Luis Diaz at 23 is a war crime.

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@NateStateU @afcjaygooner Gio Reyna too

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@cfcleah_ Why aren't Museala, Olise, Kane and Bellingham on the England team?

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@RealMadridXtra Lennart Karl

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@lets__talkfooty @NeilMac555 Yes, France's chemistry issues came out to play. Has Mbappe ever won anything since he became a 'veteran leader'?

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@NeilMac555 @lets__talkfooty Curacao is all players from the Netherlands. Look it up. Fortunately, they could beat the Ivory Coast with minimal effort.

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@NeilMac555 It's basically Bayern minus their four best players.

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@Kaiserin_fcb @dw_sports @ManCity @FCBayernEN @PSG_English @FCBarcelona @FIFAWorldCup @grok how many players does Manchester City have currently on a World Cup roster?

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@fcb_leomessi10 @centregoals @goal By this logic Erling Haaland and Robert Lewandowski will never be eligible to win one during a WC year.

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@CricFan2000 @SamBowering1

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@fasc1nate The picture on the left just screams cocaine.

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@EnzoFrom0 @pete_rizzo_ The promise was never about going around the state. It was about forcing the state to use it.

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@GreatmenArs It depends. Did he miss any of the PKs during the shootout?

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@Matt5cott @Wanalyst007 SGA thought Arsenal was robbed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://t.co/Dbd1hYNd3e

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This might be the craziest SGA FLOP I’ve ever seen?! 😭

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@WoodKev86426 @TheRealJamieKay Watch Madueke do this move again at the WC and get the call. All hell will break loose.

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@TheMajesticPie @TheRealJamieKay The Saka handball wasn't called for the same reason PSG's Neves didn't get called for a handball penalty in the 31st minute of the second leg vs Bayern.