Alisha

follow me on twitter, i'm nuts

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

@carhatcyborg Alas

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

@carhatcyborg Is the piano in tune, at least?

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

@carhatcyborg How did you end up with this house sitting job?

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

@clhubes This is 100% true and a very astute observation

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

Preschooler just pulled this up on the Google Home. It was exactly what she wanted

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

Kid just busted in while I was pooping and said "my mouth is like a knife"

Do we think this was:

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

3 year old, after accidentally going upstairs instead of to the kitchen for snack: "i was like, 'is it bedtime? No!' "

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

Blue @cheerlights please

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

I've been at the museum of science for 3 hours and just realized I'm wearing PJs under my sweatpants

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

A fall breeze,
Police officer plays Candy Crush at a construction site,
Dunks cup blows over.
Autumn in New England.

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

I'm often thinking about the people who still use those single ear Bluetooth headphone things

[NWS Boston @NWSBoston]

[Saturday, 3:50 PM] Oppressive heat and humidity continue Sunday and Monday. New this afternoon, we've extended the heat advisory through 8pm Monday. Widely sct'd storms are also possible both afternoons 🥵⛈️ #MAwx #CTwx #RIwx

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

Do you ever just want to... purchase rights to a Getty image?
https://t.co/0TmKw2tfFL

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

Then I sit next to a guy on the plane who was in the same situation, except that an agent at the airport *was* able to rebook him on American! I guess I'll have to figure out how to recoup the $1600 we spent

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

Quite the flight home today... @Delta cancelled our flight, last flight of the day. Asked to be rebooked, agent told us he was unable to but calling the 1-800 number would help. Obviously no one ever answered so we paid out of pocket to get a flight home on American. (1/2)

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

For my 37th birthday I turned down a free shot at a restaurant 👵

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

The most Massachusetts news report of all time.

(By @mattwbz)

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

@3DPrintBunny @isaiah Amazing! What factors are most important in getting consistent strings? My printer will bridge the gap but the diameter is inconsistent. Are some materials better than others?

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

@yeomps @JetBlue It's telling that both responses are discount airlines known for a lack of customer service

[Alisha @aleash_ashore]

Name a worse airline website than @JetBlue