Alec Oval

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

*clears throat*

PE-za Hut

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Pizza Hut is being sold to private equity.

Fast food giant Yum! Brands is selling the pizza chain, and all of the locations outside of China will be bought by private equity firm LongRange Capital for $1.5 billion.

China locations are being sold to Yum China for $1.2 billion.

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

My Best of 2025

1) Severance
2) Sinners
3) Wake Up Dead Man
4) One Battle After Another
5) Sentimental Value
6) Weapons
7) Bugonia
8) Stranger Things
9) Paradise
10) Superman

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

It’s a live action adaptation starring Zachary Levi, Liz. I auditioned for the role of the Crayon but the producers said the sexual chemistry between me and Zachary was “not what we’re going for with this children’s movie.” Whatever that means.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First posters for ‘HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON’.

In theaters on August 2.

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

*sees that they named it Dune: Part Two and not 2ne*

we used to be a proper country

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

My Best of 2023

1) Succession
2) The Bear
3) Oppenheimer
4) Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
5) Barbie
6) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
7) Poker Face
8) Loki
9) Shrinking
10) Elemental

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

That feeling when your first joke hits when hanging out with a new group of people >>>

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

more like yum-kin spice amirite?

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

“my names ken” “and so am i” is such funny lyricism and no one is talking about it

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

what am i supposed to do now that ive seen the two movies™️? just go on living my life?

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

i wanna be in the room where it happened (creators of barbie and oppenheimer deciding to release their movies on the same day)

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

just flew in from chicago and boy are my arms restrained and handcuffed by the marshals for flying through unauthorized airspace

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

@14TeamMocker I had the sad thought that people will see this and not know what it is

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

@karymack @nfldraftscout 😱

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

Me: [visibly upset] What do you mean there's no ice cream??
Flight attendant: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to sit down

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

@WilliamsonNFL I have 9th pick in dynasty startup. Gotta list of 8 guys I love (Bell AB Hopkins Julio OBJ Gronk Gurley ARob) who's your 9th?

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

I like this. https://t.co/yr9sqYUBYF

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The WR market will shake out today, but as of late last night, the #Chargers had emerged as the team to beat for WR Travis Benjamin.

[Matt Williamson @WilliamsonNFL]

I like Buckner and all, but no way #Chargers pass on Ramsey

[Alec Oval @alecoval]

Haven't seen anyone mock @MylesJack to the #Chargers but if he's been asked about playing safety, gotta think SD is one of those teams