I am fighting washing machines, like Don Quixote! My faithfull steed - mobility scooter - and my walking stick spear are ready to vanquish roaring monstrocities of plastic, glass and steel.
Oh, stunningly magnificent Dulcinea, i pull washing drum out of my defeated foe with my bare teeth, all to show love for you.
@benryanwriter@christopherrufo@NickKristof If it was truly issue of living in fe and death, then NGOs involved would have found another donor pretty fast. Given that nobody else came through, it is either a scam or an attempt at political influence.
Stairing at paint drying. World expert at it. Did you know that after approximately 11.23 hours of stairing, police usually appears and very politely and carefully escorts you home, while asking odd questions regarding relatives with mental illness? I think that it has something to do with quantum gravity.
@Satire_Maybe@financedystop Would he enjoy discussing pink dress that Madonna wore at her last performance, and its influence on textile market in Southern Siberia, though....