Alexander

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

people used to say this about the flu, or diarrhea, or child mortality, or every illnesses that we can now cure

thankfully some people are not this retarded and that's why we have medicine

[Alexander @alexanderinse]

@TomlinSteelers McCarthy hasn’t even coached a game for the Steelers yet?

[Alexander @alexanderinse]

@stochastichimp @rand_longevity What makes you confident it will happen by 2032? The science has a long way to go

[vasanth🏆Kane ballon d'or🏆 @vasanthTHFC]

Harry Kane 25/26🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

BALLON D'OR

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨💣 JÜRGEN KLOPP IS BACK! Revealed on Sunday, now official: Klopp will be unveiled as Germany’s new head coach tomorrow.

LIVE on Sky Sport News: He will be presented at 11:00 CEST on Friday. Before that, he will sign his contract until 2030.

It also confirms what we’ve been reporting ever since Klopp’s Liverpool exit: he was never truly retired from football. He always wanted to return for the Germany job. #LFC 🇩🇪

[★ @POPin4k]

The final alien reveal from Disclosure Day in HD

[The Groypening @TheGroypening]

"Palantir? I don't know what that is."

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been released.

In theaters on December 18.

[Alexander @alexanderinse]

@FCBinsideEN RW

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🤝 🇫🇷

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Why bother performing all season when you can win the Ballon d'Or in one month after playing well against Algeria, Austria, Jordan, Cape Verde, Egypt and Switzerland?

What is this utter nonsense man? 😭

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

This is the reason we have nostalgia for Y2K and 2016, the internet was a much more Swedish place

[🅓🅞🅝🅨 @RmaDonyFC]

Are we deadass?

[AUGUSTUS @Der_Augustus]

Attractive football, outstanding man-management, always approachable and willing to discuss ideas, but above all, an open-minded coach who's willing to learn from his mistakes.

[Alexander @alexanderinse]

@iMiaSanMia We want volunteers, not hostages

[El Bávaro @hugoderbayern]

Acabó con la racha de 11 ligas al hilo del Bayern

Los peores números del Siglo

Despedido de todos sus clubes

Acaba con la racha de 11 finales de Mundial consecutivas con al menos un jugador del Bayern

Mi madre me dió la vida, pero Thomas Tuchel me quitó las ganas de vivirla

[⚡️ @sanabryFCB]

Harry Kane should still win the Ballon D'or I don’t care man

80 goals for club and country, scored in every CL KO game, won us the DFB Pokal for the first time in 6 years and just because he didn’t win the fucking World Cup he doesn’t deserve it? Fuck off

[bayern da deprê @_bayerndepree]

como pode o thomas tuchel mesmo longe do bayern ainda me dar raiva

[𝙅𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙚 @JilshieFCB]

Tuchel, you have done irreversible damage to Harry Kane’s footballing legacy