Alex

broadcast nerd @global

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Rauer_2]

surely a ramp would be better

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked

Kronk will remember:
- The poison
- The poison for Kuzco
- The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

[Alex @alexjones9]

This is big boomer energy. They’re one step away from posting on Facebook that Facebook may not sell their data to third parties and encouraging everyone else to do that

[GB News Spin Room @GBNewsSpin]

The GB News crew are shi*ting into their hands and clapping for attention with this one 🤣

[Patrick @PrayForPatrick]

Airline really was one of the greatest shows ever

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

Oh the poor Olympics camera operators and directors. Beautiful single shots that took months of planning completely screwed by the rain because they don’t have a second camera for the director to cut away to and give time for a lens wipe.

[Katie Paxton-Fear @InsiderPhD]

Finally it happened, deleting (a file in) system 32 is the solution to a major incident

[Alex Watson @imalexwatson]

Didn’t last long as a traffic cop as he’d only work with certain drivers.

[emi @maraneIlo]

for the FIA

this is a political this isn't
statement

[Alex @alexjones9]

@Brackers_ Mine had two _full size_ orange twirls in, so… sounds like a you problem.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Fact: If you emptied the fuel tanks of an Airbus A380 into an Olympic swimming pool, you’d give athletes from many countries nasty skin burns and ruin a global sporting event.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Just reading here that Dave Calhoun the CEO of Boeing, is stepping down. And by stepping down I mean the stairs collapsed. He was then shown the door, which had fallen off its hinges.

[Alex @alexjones9]

I think someone needs to explain the difference between megabits and megabytes to @Plusnet’s marketing team. Just heard an ad advertising “900 megabyte” broadband… which would be about 7(.2) times faster than one gigabit and definitely not 900 megabit as the website.

[Alex @alexjones9]

How many grumpy replies of “it’s a lamp not a bulb” are this lot going to get?

[Alex @alexjones9]

Why does Workday always makes approving an invoice seem like the start of a quest in a fantasy game

[Alex @alexjones9]

Nice.

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

let me click that tweet to see what other people are saying about it

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[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

When I go to a house party and my friend goes to the toilet and I don't know anybody

[Alex @alexjones9]

So THIS is the bad place

[Alex Reibman 🖇️ @AlexReibman]

Got invited to a pre-New Years Eve party in SF…

But instead of partying, everyone was just hacking on startups and side projects. They were intense.

Here are some of the demos we saw from the party animals at @AGIHouseSF (🧵):

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

I vote we put them in spec Miatas and yell: “Duel!”