Alex Page

Professional misanthrope

[Alex Page @alexjpage]

@Uber_Support ??

[Alex Page @alexjpage]

@Uber_Support how do I get in contact with a human? Your options in the “support” options just round in circles. I ended up being dropped off 15 mins walk away from my destination because of road closures but you still want to charge me in full! Please help.

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@aena hello, can you please confirm the current rules for liquids in hand luggage at Barcelona? I thought we could take more than 100ml containers now but it’s not clear. Thank you.

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@WBC_Help hi there, can you shed any light on the works happening on garratt lane, just as it turns the corner near Duntshill Rd? Looks like 2 traffic light crossings going in within a few metres of each other. I can’t see anything on the website that mentions it. Thanks.

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@British_Airways hi, my friend is on BA243 to Mexico City which is now in Cancun… there’s very little information there. What happens if she wants to try to get on a different flight and not wait overnight?

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@OfficeShoes hi, yodel have tried to deliver my shoes twice but now say I need to contact you. Line chat doesn’t seem to work so can you help on here please?

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@GWRHelp hi there, I have a trip next weekend but the return train has been cancelled and the alternative times aren’t acceptable. My online account says I can’t get a refund for the ticket. Can you help please?

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@SodaStreamUK hello, I am trying to order more cylinders on my ongoing plan but it says I haven’t returned previous ones. But I have only just started the 4th one from the last order so I’m confused. Not had this issue before. Can you help please?

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@WBC_Help Hello, I need to return my parking permit to swap vehicles. I’ve done the application online but it doesn’t say what address I need to return it to. Can you help please?

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@askryanair good morning, I am travelling with an infant on my lap. We have a yoyo-size pram that folds small enough to go in the overhead locker. Can we bring this on board or will it have to go into the hold? Thanks

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@Gatwick_Airport hi there, I ended up driving through the drop off lane whilst looking for the non-existent valet parking signs. Will I be charged for this?

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@johnlewishelp hi there, I placed an online order yesterday and received confirmation on the website, and my card has been charged, but I’ve not got a confirmation email (not in spam etc.). Can you help please?

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@SouthernWater Hi aisling, I don’t seem to be able to send you a DM…

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@SouthernWater hi there, I’ve found my stopcock at the water meter doesn’t turn all the way off. To be clear this is the one on the actual meter itself. Is this something you are responsible for fixing? Thanks

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@SouthernWater Hi Aisling, thanks it’s external. Can you let me know how I can log this to get fixed please?

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@SouthernRailUK @OfficialBHAFC another shambolic effort at running football trains. Massive gaps, short trains, timetable makes no sense with the time of the game. Please can you sort this out?!

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@wandbc @WBC_Help hi there, have you any plans to get rid of paper resident permits? Feels like a waste of paper & plastic, especially when visitors are all electronic (and the sticky mess on the windscreen). @IslingtonBC have been doing it for years…

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@British_Airways hi there, my return flight (for a trip next month) was cancelled but I have managed to re-book on another. However this has meant that I have incurred a cost to change pre-arranged transfers. Is this something that BA will reimburse due to cancellation? Thanks

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@DaveWallsworth Would be really interesting to see inside the sim when you’re dealing with the issues they throw at you…

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@AvantiWestCoast hi there, how come I can’t buy any tickets for any weekend in June/July? No advance tickets or even seat reservations available it would seem? This is for Euston to Penrith…