Alex 🐝

I retweet a lot of cute animals and comment on things 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Alex 🐝 @alexrd1999]

I'm actively treating my seasonal depression with caffeine and I've gotta say, it's going pretty well. I'm still sad, but now I'm sad with vigor.

[Edward @EdwardGe]

The year is 4372, intergalactic humanity has discovered how to birth pocket universes by triggering miniature Big Bangs inside bubbles of superheated exotic vacuum

The collected energy is used to boil water

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

a sudden culture war is really convenient for everyone who really wouldn’t want a class war

[Somewhere @somewheresy]

If you are a young person, you need to basically never forgive baby boomers for what they did.

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

9/11 officially forgotten

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Tech support has arrived.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Pretty clear how this guy bankrupted a casino.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Hate it when I'm just $1,000,000 shy of being homeless.

[SoloMan98 @SoloMan1298]

“I need to lock in” and it’s making sure your computer doesn’t automatically update to windows 11 no matter what

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

We designed a country entirely around car travel, intentionally eliminated third spaces, minimized spontaneous interactions and are now amazed that everyone is lonely and nothing is walkable.

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

lockpicking in oblivion 20 years later

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

I am claiming that Congressman Braden Gill is here illegally.

There is no time for due process.

He will now be put in prison for life in El Salvador.

Goodbye.

[Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly]

My special interest is about to be firearms

[Jackie Singh 🇺🇸 🗳️ IWillVote.com @HackingButLegal]

Hello, this is precursor to genocide

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

I don’t think most people are upset we rescued the banks, they’re upset we didn’t jail the bankers