TraumaEnvyRN

Flight RN, ED/Trauma RN. EMS, Resuscitation Enthusiast, Wife, Mother, Human...
Trying to be better at all of the above.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

Mixed messages...

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@MedicRN4 @ERshitmagnet @refreshmemts @badphishRN What your favorite job you've ever had and why? How long did you work there?

What's the worst job you ever had and why? How long did you do that job?

Not totally unique. (If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?) But interesting and, I think, telling.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@AnneRN2020 @jtrebach Oh FFS!

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

welp, another day i didn’t use Ineffective breathing patterns related to pulmonary hypoplasia as evidenced by intermittent subcostal and intercostal retractions, tachypnea, abdominal breathing, and the need for ongoing oxygen support.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@mvercy @MarshaBlackburn I'm just impressed with how her got all the countries he had no control over to play along.
Great Britain and Denmark too? Well played, Mr. Biden.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@sassistheword @hayfarani Meanwhile this is me getting ready to intubate in the field.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@MDaware I hate it here.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@sara_carrion_ Yes.

I'd do it for a lot less.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@AnneRN2020 @ask_aubry Which is why I don't believe it's real.

I'm not saying that no guys think like this, but they wouldn't be that honest about it. Even anonymously.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@apiary My problem is that I'm not required to download the app.
But the app is 100x easier than the desktop version so...

Grrr!!

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

Joke's on him, his daughter is going to be straight.

His son on the other hand...

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@bjonesbrown His kid's 4.

He has SO FAR to go before he gets anywhere near there. He will not be the same person when she's looking at getting married.

(I'm not saying he'll be better, although I hope so, just that he won't be the same.)

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@marklewismd It blows my mind every time how BIG they are!

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@Cardiac_Cutie Got mine 2 days ago. I felt little meh yesterday.

🤷

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@psych_k8 You do not want the answers to your questions.
I definitely don't.
I'm going to just keep on scrolling...

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@phlegmfighter I've seen preintubation checklists like this and, friends, this guy is gonna die before we get to the end of this checklist.

Tube? Drugs? Suction? Everybody ready? Let's go!

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@psych_k8

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@peoplearewild @RNSuperHero ...now it's SLC and Intermountain.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@AnneRN2020 I have that job.

4 on 12 off. ~$50/hour.

But I don't think they're starting new people at that rate. Still, you can dm me if you think you might be interested.

[TraumaEnvyRN @alflannery]

@MedicRN4 @shirleneobuobi I mean, I don't like it but... Sigh.