Allen Degenerates

90s retro junkie. Occasionally writes funny stuff

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

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[Angel Sahara @AngelSahara11]

Now tell me, who is really hot my Mum @YFranklyna and my role model @iamcardib ... Just be honest!

[officebob @OfficeBob]

A friend with classified document experience has given me permission to post her comments here, and so...a thread:

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[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@iansmith06 @AHumbleTalent Imagine wasting your time simping for a guy like Matt fucking Walsh

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@iansmith06 @JamesTolsona @CourageandtheC1 @Ryan71612117 @SaraGonzalesTX @ThisIsKyleR @theblaze Oh my god 😂😂

How much you wanna bet one of their profiles says some shit about kneeling?

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@iansmith06 @JamesTolsona @CourageandtheC1 @Ryan71612117 @SaraGonzalesTX @ThisIsKyleR @theblaze Without even looking I guarantee one of these guys has a gun in their profile pic

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@iansmith06 @1johnG @PamKeithFL Yep. Even more pathetic the dude is liking and retweeting his own stuff to give the illusion people agree with him 😂😂

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@iansmith06 @JTTSoundSystem @michaelianblack ….What’s a henweigh?

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@EmilyThinks_ Idk what it is about those stockings and boots but I am all for it 🥰

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@EmilyThinks_ 🥵🥵🥵 I love it

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@iansmith06 @T_TimeForce It’s 6 million, my man.

[Helene Søvig @Plaindaneaspie]

When you vape during pregnancy:

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@iansmith06 @loganrwade @merillan_a @CortellHugo @TerryPhoenix4 @AltHistoryHub My man most of the dudes in here believe JFK jr is still alive and shitpost MAGA bullshit. I don’t think this is the right group for reason

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@iansmith06 @HeavenCent181 @DanPriceSeattle that was like watching a pigeon knock over all the chessboard pieces and strut around acting like they won.

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@ThySunStrider @iansmith06 @brvnitc @sxnflowerrrr @moneycaa bruh you just tweeted about gatekeeping and then claimed you weren’t.

Which is it

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@ThySunStrider @iansmith06 @brvnitc @sxnflowerrrr @moneycaa I can’t tell if you’re trolling or if you’re being genuine, because if you’re being genuine you might be suffering memory loss

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@iansmith06 @ThySunStrider @brvnitc @sxnflowerrrr @moneycaa Jesus christ watching karat dude backpedal over their own tweets is *chefs kiss*

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@NakayaFlotte @iansmith06 @aguaardientes > Pointing out this scene to explain how “Mexicans” are perceived as having to a border even in “children’s cartoons”

That was all put in there for a reason, and probably not for why you think. I linked an article below.

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@NakayaFlotte @iansmith06 @aguaardientes I think you might find this article interesting.

https://t.co/uj0xnsrd16

[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

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[Allen Degenerates @allenrocket1]

@NakayaFlotte @iansmith06 @aguaardientes lmao imagine this as a protest.

"We're protesting COCO!"

"Oh! sorry – I don't really remember it."

"Okay, well.. *proceeds to explain plot of movie*."

"Sounds like a kid's movie. Why are you protesting it?"

"Somebody on twitter got upset over it."