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[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Believe in yourself like visitors who believe they can pet a bison.

[floorboard @StruggleDisplay]

Hold up. Wait. Am I…also…playing Wolverine in Deadpool 3?

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

My New Year’s resolutions are to eat better, get more sleep and to forgive myself when I do neither of those things.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Why is it called a use by date and not a spoiler alert

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I love that my mask covers up the zit on my chin caused by my mask.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Who you are in a double drive-thru is the real you

[Allan Taylor @allantaylor]

A mushroom omelette is the breakfast of champignons

[pantless papple @pantless_papple]

One of the cool dad things they don't tell you about in parenting books is that sometimes your kid will walk right past you to ask mom for help

[Extraordinarily Pleasing @pleasingnesss]

Stop motion laundry fight

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

My wife complained I bought the cheap hot dog buns like we are not going to put meat casings full of pig anuses in them

[CBC Edmonton @CBCEdmonton]

These Edmontonians spent several days building 215 miniature teepees on the steps of St. Joseph’s Basilica, one for each child found buried on the grounds at the former Kamloops Indian Residential School.

[AlliR @allirin]

So many COVID-19 struggles here at home and worldwide.... My heart especially also goes out to India. Please donate to help if you can. Stay strong, everyone. Wishing you health.
https://t.co/UMUYNI54fs;

[elon musk is my father @kariassad]

My boyfriend and I play this fun game where I can't find something around the house and I ruin his day until he finds it

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

My wife likes to yell “AND STAY OUT!” when I leave the house to mess with the neighbors

[Kaye @KayeSteinsapir]

Molly has been unable to wake up, although all the sedatives are gone. Her EEG is not showing activity. The doctors will do one more exam tomorrow. If Molly is non-responsive, they will say that she is no longer with us. Please pray with everything in your heart for a miracle.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Son: [cracks knuckles]

Me: Oh yeah? [stands up and my entire body makes bubblewrap noises for 20 seconds]

[Average Dad @Average_Dad1]

Putting nutella on the inside of my kid’s mask so that they keep it on while we’re in the store

[AlliR @allirin]

Can you help this #Alberta nurse in need? My sister was recently diagnosed with MS and has been unable to work. Please retweet & share this GoFundMe page. Thank you! ❤️#Nurse #FrontLineHeroes #MS #MultipleSclerosis #gofundme #Lethbridge #YQL #help
https://t.co/2QSrkwKcf5