Ally

She/her

the idle vapourings of a mind diseased

[james tom @jestom]

"I asked chatgpt"
I confided in amazon
I confessed to mcdonald's
I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

[Christin @hexprax]

When a man insults your hobbies don't take it personally just install a sports betting app on his phone and wait for him to kill himself

[james tom @jestom]

yes I value Joann fabrics more than jk rowling that's exactly what I said

[h @ipodmacbook]

getting pissed off imagining a french person calling curious george "guillaume, le ape peculiàr" or some similar such nonsense

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Why does Sam Altman look like the Interpol dummy

[Ally @allison_cully]

@alargejar reminded me that I post of drunkenness. I am drunk. Get used to it.

[Ally @allison_cully]

My permanent retainer just fell out, what the fuck do I doooooooo???? I havent felt the backs of my bottom teeth since 10th grade, this is wrong this is so fucking WRONG

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The best part about laying on the floor is that there’s so much floor to lay on, it’s everywhere

[deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE]

i got extremely high on my lunch break like 2 minutes before the news broke so i'm trying to think of funny things to post right now and all my brain is turning up is the phrase "i bet he regrets being orange now" repeated over and over

[mia🫒 @rasputinboneym]

The two books here

[Ally @allison_cully]

Druuuuuuunke

[Ally @allison_cully]

Despite the shit show this app has become, it's still the best place to drunkenly share your thoughts/announce your intoxitat i.p., at least for me

[what's this we shit kemosabe @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

No offense but I am never going to pay any amount to read your article. I don't care if the article is like "snakebite cures" and it costs 1/10,000th of a cent and I am dying of snakebite wound. Go fuck yourself

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

ma... pa... i done swallered a lil lego feller... and i ain't feelin so good

[Teamsters Local 804 @804_local]

Rise and grind down your boss’s will to live (respectfully)

[B’DAY 20th Anniversary Updates 𓆌 @B7Album]

Beyoncé looks so urethral here