Flying Spaghetti Monster

Spreading the word of the great flying spaghetti monster.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@shellenberger I bet it can fuck up much more spectacularly than humans!

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@ClimateWarrior7 Looking at that man I finally realised I am gay! Rejoice!

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@ClimateWarrior7 As a climate scientist I can tell you it's because they haven't attached the tops of bottles of champagne.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@ClimateWarrior7 Sounds a bit islamaphobic to me

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Er hello? Is anyone in government capable of raising this?

In 1986 Lake Nyos in Cameroon had a sudden release of only 1.2 million tonnes of CO₂ … which killed 1,746 people and 3,500 animals overnight.

That’s just 4% of the CO₂ Ed Milibands plans to store in the U.K. a YEAR!

The risks of storing 30 MILLION tonnes of CO₂ PER YEAR!!! For 100 years, in an underground experiment are insane.

But you banned fracking 🤡

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@Gabriel_Pogrund @Annaisaac Why do the police need advice from the CPS to do their job?

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@SBarrettBar They are being attacked for having someone pay for their security.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@molly85442443 @ClimateWarrior7 Can you get cigarettes and alcohol on prescription? There's a way for the NHS to expand their remit and become ever bigger. I mean they've done speed and are researching mushrooms

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@isabellaslink @JMcMurdockMP If there were more would you vote for them?

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@JMcMurdockMP The BBC have been illegally promoting him before any polling with the hope that he might take all the other votes a literal uniparty candidate.
The amount of airtime they owe Farage is immense

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@BenedictSpence You think a joke candidate can win when none of the major parties think that they can?

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@John_EdwardsUK @CountBinface We're in the election period. The broadcast media has to give proportionate coverage to political parties. They will have to have Farage on for hours now.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@SaveukChurches @Francis_Hoar Ending by the sea

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@SaveukChurches @Francis_Hoar St Peter's on the wall is older St Cedd in 654AD, The Chapel is situated at one end of the long distant walk ‘St Peters Way,’ lovely walk with pubs and a petrified forest.
https://t.co/gbqkezKycG

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@BenKentish He is one of many independents standing and has done a massive media round on the BBC
Worked in newsnight and hignfy
Establishment

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@LozzaFox As a count (earl) he can't be an mp

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@owNer19O3 @Bulvarpress Yup he's only hitting every second stroke

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@lucindaborrell Haha he used to work for newsnight!
https://t.co/XCBIv6b57t

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@HaydenHewitt Any recommendations on an alternative to take over from illustrator? Mainly use it for industrial signs.
Adobe slowed my computer right down

[Flying Spaghetti Monster @almwatt]

@lucymarionbrown Can they call him Count Binface, formally known as Lord Buckethead