Smokey Waters

~Brain Vomit~ Twisted Word Flow

[Smokey Waters @AloeForTheBurn]

I love it when you know the missing puzzle piece won't fit.

[Trophy Knife @sarah1mc]

Open the doors of your church to the homeless or feel God's wrath.

[Kris P. Kreme @krisv_723]

I just saw a lady with pants so tight her camel toe mouthed "help me".

[Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr]

If a guy wearing a sweater over top of a collared shirt is attempting to jump start a car and you don't stop him, you're an accomplice to damage of property.

[A Southern Man @faultymoonpie]

When things are going too well I have to keep my head on a swivel looking for the troublesome time heading my way.

[Rich Cromwell @rcromwell4]

There's a positive correlation between the number of bumper stickers and the level of insanity.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

You've ripped the husband stick figure off your minivan, but also the cat stick figure. This is a story I want to hear.

[Smokey Waters @AloeForTheBurn]

Letting go of guilt is traumatic in my family.

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

You see, your first mistake was trying to enjoy something.

[Shellenger @shellenger]

Honey Bees die after they sting a person.
I respect a rage with that level of commitment.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

I'm really sorry for insulting you on here but I'm honestly surprised you can read.

[Any Train @Anytrain]

What’s it like to watch me get swept away?

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

A memory so perfect, you wear your smile like a souvenir.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

For anyone who needs to hear this~ your weird is wonderful, there’s beauty in surviving, and I for one am happy you’re still here.