Alex Read

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[Alex Read @alread2223]

I got inspired by one of my #fys2150 #uio students to use my very average smartphone to take this picture. My phone is sooo much more sensitive than my tired, old eyes!

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@ABC Why wait?!

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@caringguy1957 @kristamonroe It's good that there are a few well-informed, *real people* left on X. Thank you!

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@TrumpDailyPosts My BS sensor is redlined...

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@martinmbauer The complete absence of radioactivity is unnatural.

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@martinmbauer I'm a physicist and have implemented mathematics in code plenty of times. I disagree wholeheartedly.

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@realDonaldTrump Where's the "smells like bullsxxx" button?

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@martinmbauer This is absolutely on flat-earth level [sic]. The probability that the physicists, committees, and bureaucrats of CERN (and friends of CERN) have been duped about the existence of a Higgs boson is at the level of 1 over the estimated number of solar systems in the known universe.

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@beenwrekt Sorry, but this is very long-winded, pretentious, blithering nonsense.

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@matterasmachine @martinmbauer We're discussing this via technology that was still science fiction decades after the quantum revolution.

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@KyleCranmer I probably don't have time...

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@DanielWhiteson 99.75% chance of making one or more mistakes. 😉

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@PhysInHistory Andromeda Strain

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@elonmuskADO Nope

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@lpachter I don't see a problem claiming there is a tiny slope and that there is little doubt about that. I don't know anything about what went into the scatterplot, but I would be worried about whether the obvious slope is an artefact of the measurements rather than a physical effect.

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@skdh Researchers are people. If you tempt them with an easy way to cheat the system and there is little chance of being caught or punished, what do you think will happen?

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@WKCosmo I'm usually impressed by CMS tweets, but not this one. Not thought through.

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@PhysRevLett @CMSExperiment This was never observed at LEP?

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Just saw a direct red card in AVC-TOT game on TV. I had to get up and walk around - sympathy pain. ⚽️🥵

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@GuntherEagleman Gotta be fake news or an early April fool's joke.