Al Smith (Sports Monk)

Run games here and publish games here and here

[Al Smith (Sports Monk) @alsmith208]

Hey everyone, I wanted to celebrate my Call of Cthulhu scenario, Cursed, going GOLD, so I just created a bundle of ALL of my first four Call of Cthulhu Miskatonic Repository scenarios. The Diesel Collection. https://t.co/xjLi1wnMsq

[K(sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyett]

I hope New Yorkers are ready for a street by street battle against the fascists like Minneapolis was. Because if he floods the city it will need to become a battle for every inch the fascists want to gain.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[comrade jake @ComradeJak3]

It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

The LA mayoral election was stolen!! I am a 52 yo bald man in Dayton, Ohio!!! I am considering going to Turkey for a hair transplant!!! My kids don’t speak to me!!! The last book I read was how to win friends & influence people!!!!!!! With my new hair I will become mayor of Earth

[Al Smith (Sports Monk) @alsmith208]

It’s only hard to understand if you have never been to Ottumwa

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I genuinely don’t understand why people don’t sell everything they have, move to Iowa, buy a beautiful old house for next to nothing, and start enjoying a simpler, better, and more affordable life.

[𝔹𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕟 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕖𝕖𝕝🐉 @BrandonTheHeel]

It’s amazing that this dark match footage from 2002 exists, with Brock Lesnar teaming up with Batista in a losing effort to Tazz and Spike Dudley.

@OfficialTAZ @SpikeDudley5 #WWE

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

No one has failed upward more than this unqualified propagandist.

[yonepatchi✨ @Yonepatchi]

Blastoise is spiritually Jamaican

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Finally reading the Colin Trevorrow script for episode IX… no one told me about “He lost the star wars”

[Honey Packs + Lumineers = ME @necrobranson]

a lot of people say they hate landlords but are paying one of those mfers every month. Nails emoji. How do i do the nails emoji. Nails

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

There's a 2018 episode of General Hospital where Colonel Sanders visits a main character and mentions having a passing familiarity with the esoteric programming language Malbolge

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[jay @imeducated]

this internet and streaming shit is making a generation of fucking bozos man 🤦‍♂️

[Al Smith (Sports Monk) @alsmith208]

@stillnothawkize Since seeing this I’ve been trying to comprehend not only why the poster would be mad about this, but why they would expect random strangers to also be mad.

[Nasser @Nasser_Junior]

Talk like an AI artist #1

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

pardoned jan 6 guys have some sort of final destination curse where they go back to jail

[Derek Pederson 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇻🇪 @DerekPederson3]

Okay, so just being nakedly honest, my first (I admit very dumb) impulse was to side with Tim Miller because there’s a lot about Kat Rosenfield’s commentary that I really dislike.

But this is a beautiful, heartfelt essay about her cancellation experience.
https://t.co/K43SmBWmNq

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

We should call incels the unpussied like when we changed the name for the homeless