Spaghetti Policy?

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@LlewellenLowe @MetaAdamJohnson @dtbbythesea @oneunderscore__ @Acyn This has haunted me for weeks and hey congrats you're all coming to hell with me

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@SupJess__ 🇺🇸 we’re #1!

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@KellyScaletta The Gentlemen

trust me, go watch it.
you’re welcome

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@JulesShawuk @PristineEdgexxx @ask_aubry this whole story hits way too close to home and this dude is an insufferable twat.

he’s gotta go

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@Msmariablack @ask_aubry i’m a bit disappointed she isn’t more proud of him for bursting outta the closet with Kramer-esque confidence 😊🌈

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@vihimnga @LindenG @sheologian @ask_aubry it’s one of george’s lesser known quotes

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@LindenG @sheologian @ask_aubry the constitution guarantees life liberty and the freedom to decide how long you’re comfortable with an infant choking to death in your lap before you do something about it.

- george washington

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@ScrubaatiVidya @CrazyWeeMonkey @thesharpestsph1 @williamlegate tesla, or elon musk in general, making a product of that quality (without being a 1-off, $8 billion item) will happen the day i become both mayor of Canada, and the real life Batman

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@squidmango @PrincessWB420 @RaychelTania @notcapnamerica oh you sick fuck lol my face is sweating

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@HepcatinExile @TimFVB @kenklippenstein hey why didn’t your tweet load my myspace welcome page song like it usually does

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@aleximenez @TheHyyyype i had someone call the cops on me for ringing their doorbell at 9pm on xmas eve…

with the box in my hands (that they obv ordered & knew needed a signature), the ups uniform, and ups truck in their driveway, you’d think it would’ve tipped them off, but hey ppl are fkn idiots🤷‍♂️

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@APOL7YON @thegoodjonathan @TheStig_16 @Aledro54 @archcityhistory @KingsofCardio @keithedwards allow me to cheer you up by gifting you a years worth of nightmares

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@LlewellenLowe @MetaAdamJohnson @dtbbythesea @oneunderscore__ @Acyn This has haunted me for weeks and hey congrats you're all coming to hell with me

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@suzan_vetr913 clearly everything we learned in health class was bullshit, bc if that technically-human garbage dump is still alive then nutritional value truly does mean nothing

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all of this…
from the stunned look on all their faces, to the smile on his face like a toddler proud of himself for getting to the potty (mostly) in time and only shitting his pants a lil bit….

all of it, *chefs kiss*
an instant classic 😂

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@FlatPatty @stlkatydid @Millerbrynn20 @Jessicam6946 bc every world leader talked & thought circles around him.
but he did show the emperor of Montenegro who’s boss in the saddest small dick display of all time, so i guess he at least has that

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@mundisocean @Chilakilchido @theeprinceb @SchrodingrsBrat @thomas_violence

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@Terrieristpups @courtney2fab @Acyn the dictionary was recently updated and the spelling of ‘christian’ was actually shortened to ‘radical theocratic domestic terrorist’ 🤷‍♂️

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@TheKingKehoe @daggerandpen @markbrad @JordanUhl well that is all just terrible lol

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@IraSelmon @sixover21 @RangerBanker73 @TroopsinContact i like fobbit lol that’s pretty damn funny

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@sixover21 @RangerBanker73 @TroopsinContact what does GWOT stand for?
and what is a fob?
fwd op base?

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@Kimmylea4 @mistressofmeows @thomas_violence i can totally imagine the answer being ‘we don’t want the girls drunk and having guys over’, as if it doesn’t just mean they’ll get drunk with guys somewhere else instead, prob at the guys place, and that’s somehow…better? 🙄🤦‍♂️

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@beccaartist @slutriarch if it’s the dad then that whole ‘i put up cameras to catch my 17yo daughter on film having sex’ takes on a whole new angle

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@DustJevil @anarchyisorder0 @JessIsNotOK1 @thomas_violence the girls w expensive manicures dressed like cowboy ranchers will all end up w guys driving a huge pickup that never had a single tool in the truck bed.

an entire ecosystem of c*nts cosplaying as mid class underdogs who bootstrapped themselves w no help to where they are 🙄🖕