𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖.

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘺, 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘮 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. — #𝑦𝑜𝑠𝘩𝑖𝑢𝑤𝑢.

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

⊰ 𝘌𝘥𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘰 𝘈𝘭𝘵𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰, 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘌𝘹-𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘱𝘵. 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘰-𝘔𝘢𝘫 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. ⊱

❝𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘗𝘪𝘤𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 . . .
. . . 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦.❞

— 𝘈 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 #𝑦𝑜𝑠𝘩𝑖𝑢𝑤𝑢. https:

[jake @wormpuller]

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

I just found out that due to a clerical error I was the Secretary of Agriculture for two weeks in the late 2000s. Got a check for 1637 dollars

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

Who are we killing today, @mostsacredlaws.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

apple bottom bald.
boots and shes bald. got the whole club super fuckin bald

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

earth to Bald . come in Bald

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH. HEEEEEEEEEUURGH.

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

What's that now.

[the hands of the clock. @tickingintime]

[An] so what you're saying is that if the poison is blue you wouldn't notice it

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

Sipping a blue drink stoically. More paperwork.

Not.

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

It's a living.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Having a three-quarter-life crisis.

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

You're not my dad.

[-=- Nιƈσ, Just Nιƈσ -=- @WithFelineEyes]

Calm it down, old man. Inside voice. Shaili…

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

Not the murder. Just that the punch is gone. My beloved lime sherbet. . .

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

THIS IS AWFUL.

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

THIS IS AWFUL.

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

Says the doped up sex pest.

[Ａ． Ｄolohov @ofbloodandbrass]

I am not sharing with a crackpot has-been politician's pet

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

Stop hogging.

[Ａ． Ｄolohov @ofbloodandbrass]

what a tragic turn of events :/
( downing another shot )

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

Three blue drinks in, gyrating madly atop a barstool.

[Errai @errai]

(mobster showing chakra body map to his goons) it flows like a river, capisce

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

They pay me in woims.

[𝘌𝘋 𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘖𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖. @altobelloaide]

You're all getting this as a Christmas card.