Amanda

#1 crazier (hannah montana the movie 2009) fan

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than:

Walt Disney
Citigroup
CVS
Kohl's
Ticketmaster
Tesla
United Airlines
GoDaddy
Paypal
Palantir
Roku
HP
3M
PG&E
Halliburton

That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

[Variety @Variety]

Lena Dunham reveals she cheated on Jack Antonoff after he began spending a lot of time with a "teen pop star":

"One day I returned home from a bone density test to find her sprawled across our sectional couch, weeping into Jack’s lap as he told her that ‘your teens are for experimenting’ in a tone so comforting, it almost brought tears to my eyes. It had been so long since he’d spoken to me with that kind of expansive generosity," she wrote in her new memoir.

https://t.co/mwX0DBiqY5

[Amanda @amanda_karner]

Veneers must die

[President Snow @president_sn0w]

is he trying to reheat my nachos

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[drew @drewgirlevil]

swiftieism as a religion is best experienced in its unorganized form tbh. your faith in the taylord is between you and her. you must engage with the bible (taydiscography) on your own terms without expecting a pastor to paraphrase it for you. shortcuts are worshipping a false god

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Mason ☁️ @GetawayKarma]

women should make misogynistic men cower in fear more often. little bitch couldn't even look her in the eye

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[GAV | TAYSTORY @gavbreakfavtoys]

🚨Taylor Swift has revealed new lyrics for
“The Life of a Showgirl” via Instagram story!

“six seven low taper fade labubu dubai chocolate mango the summer I turned pretty ragebait love island huda aura”

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

me: what was the date?
them: it was just eating Chipotle in his car
me: my dream date. cute. and he knows that.

[ali @probablyalissa]

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight

[hanalia⸆⸉ ia @evermoreguardan]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked the traffic lights if it'll be alright and they said I don't know

[lauren @winonaddict]

“but they’re here illegally” you could not pay me to give a fuck

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?

[schmoyoho, accent on the yo @schmoyoho]

to the tune of Pink Pony Club

[Amelia @ameliabiIity]

Lorde returning during the month of Easter… welcome back prettier Jesus

[Amanda @amanda_karner]

And I won't confess that I waited, but I let the lamp burn
As the men masqueraded, I hoped you'd return

[victoria ✄ @swiftstpds]

i’ll miss you forever

[kath (the flood)📼 @toadnth]

skin pickers unite