Amanda

I’m a big fan of Jeopardy, Jesus, and progressive politics. Also, GIFs.

[Amanda @amanda_mayday]

Left my phone on @AmericanAir flight to Tampa yesterday and Find My IPhone says it is inside the @FlyTPA airport, terminal F. American, how do I contact your lost and found by phone? I have already filed a claim.

[Amanda @amanda_mayday]

@TommyBravoOG @imtanyaw What a bop

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Therapy dogs waiting to start their shift at a children’s hospital.. 😊

[emily may @emilykmay]

🧵 Mental load + invisible labor, a gender reversal:

My dad always got the oil changed in my cars from the time I could drive until I graduated college. I never thought about it. Had no idea how often it even happened, what it cost, etc. /1

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

"Wisconsin, Michigan, could go for Barbie, could go for Oppenheimer. Nolan’s always done well in the Midwest but a lot of people there loved Little Women. On the East Coast, New York favoring Oppenheimer, his home state, no surprise there, Pennsylvania too close to call…"

[Amanda @amanda_mayday]

Also true for journalism

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Here’s your friendly neighborhood script reader thought of the day: if you are writing about real places and real issues - like say, NASA - it will help you to assume that one of your readers has never heard of NASA, and one is a literal astronaut. Here’s why I think this:

[Amanda @amanda_mayday]

@keywestgrrl @svershbow We call the night before our (monthly) cleaner comes “Celia Eve” - where we put everything back in its place. My husband dreaded it - but we’ve gotten better at picking up more frequently so CE is not as terrible. We both have ADD and love the accountability the deadline forces.

[Amanda @amanda_mayday]

An inspiration and an icon

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 11

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

On this day in 1916, Ota Benga, an African native who suffered inhumane treatment by being kept in a zoo, committed suicide.

He had been kidnapped in 1904 from Congo, and taken to America and exhibited at the Bronx Zoo with monkeys.

A THREAD!

[Amanda @amanda_mayday]

Why have we not standardized gas station pumps so I know if they want me to insert my card and remove it immediately, or leave it in 🥴 or if they could at least give me a hint before yelling at me that would be gr8

[Daniel Leonard @fixities]

you are now subscribed to Garfield facts

[Amanda @amanda_mayday]

Subtweet @PaulBurkhart_

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[Amanda @amanda_mayday]

@hanalyst Me! … but then I tested positive on Jan. 1 🥴