Amanda Jane

[SIKORA @iamsikora]

@mattxiv “The human world, it’s a mess.” - Sebastian 🦀

[Jan Levinson no Gould @AlonedraN]

The waiting period between the holidays and shamrock shake season is dull and meaningless

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well well well, how the turntables...

[gusgus @gus_hershey]

No one:
A coworker in their mid-30s: yeah I used to watch Rugrats I bet you don't even know what that is that was before your time y'all are babies hahaha I had a flip phone and we didn't come home until the dinner bell rang

[Amanda Jane @amandabob98]

@edboy329

[J.D.™ Jonah De Vries—Given—Thamba Di Nlandu=Spirit @iOwnJD]

Mood.

[Amanda Jane @amandabob98]

@edboy329 “well that was fucking scary”

[Amanda Jane @amandabob98]

@gus_hershey I’m still a “hide in the coatrack” kid

[jodie @jodieegrace]

can’t believe the tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they’re calling them flared leggings I hate it here

[Amanda Jane @amandabob98]

@dinoman_j @edboy329

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

Absolutely insane

[erin ! @lilerinb]

mentally i’m here

[Amanda Jane @amandabob98]

@edboy329 @hotboydame I love when you do that ❤️

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Wait...”rat-licker” gotta catch on.

[tate @50FirstTates]

white ppl love to see a line forming behind them and being like “wow we got here at the perfect time”

[Joél Leon. @JoelakaMaG]

normalize saying “i don’t want to” as a good enough reason to say no.

[sleepy @lolrelaxok]

Im that person who sticks around longer than I should. But once Im gone, Im really gone.

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Yesterday by the Beatles is a pretty solid song. Read the first word of my last 126 tweets.

[Trav. @travismuse09]

That’s a Titan