It’s cute when people are like “it’s already the new year in Australia!” but everyone knows it’s not really the new year until Andy Cohen has blacked out in the greatest city in the world
it’d be so funny if everyone tunes into timothée’s snl episode (understandably) expecting him to sing bob dylan and then the first performance starts and he breaks out into you’ve never had chocolate like this
Went to Ralphs to resupply and whatever the vibe on social media may be, in the real world Angelenos are in full "strangers talking to each other and being nice during a disaster" mode. Everyone was commiserating, sharing stories & advice & so on. Lots of good people out there.
So many prayers tonight. Firefighters, emergency responders, evacuees, people’s livelihoods, animals, utility crews, news crews (my colleagues included), neighbors outside helping neighbors… What we’ve seen today is hard to put into words.
hozier is so real because yeah i could break beneath the weight of the goodness that i still carry for you and at the same time wish i’d never known you at all
They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9
Found out today that Wizard of Oz has book purists who despise Wicked and even apparently see the 1939 movie as fan fiction and I’m sorry but I can’t imagine anything funnier to be a purist for