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[ber @ambarella]

This will never not make me laugh.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

white person says insha allah or masha allah or something and pauses expecting me to laugh or call them a good boy… you’re not getting shit from me honey! the bar is now full conversion

[ber @ambarella]

Happy for all the blue wave states.

Sad there’s no sharia law for billionaires in CA.

[ber @ambarella]

@McEllenJ Mubarak!

[🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ @Missy_dee811]

Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

Nights like this remind us why we cannot—should not—leave Twitter. We have to stay online for when It finally happens. I already have some drafts ready for the day.

[Laila Al-Arian @LailaAlarian]

Journalism is accountability interviews for Hasan Piker and softball questions for Netanyahu.

[free palestine 🇵🇸 @eclairification]

banshees of inisherin? more like ban CDs of ed sheeran. hate that guy

[alexa @jannimalinified]

may the spirit of jannik sinner possess karen khachanov tomorrow and deliver us a 9/11 victory over the evil rat, please 😭🕯️🕯️🕯️

[ন☭ @spiritoftebhaga]

remember when Israel bombed a hospital in Nov 2023 and the world was shocked and the western media was denying it with all their might and now they do it every week in Lebanon and nobody bats an eye

[Taniel @Taniel]

the Islamophobia of a lot of U.S. news media is so baked-in and brazen.

[الكسندرا ميراي @LexiAIexander]

A politician doing something for his constituents is the biggest story in the US right now. The whole country needs to be deprogrammed.

[Zito @_Zeets]

They got Ronaldinho and Ronaldo in that vehicle with no idea what’s being said or done. This is elder abuse — Madonna included.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Pique is somewhere asking his friends to change the channel

[سَارة @HatraofIRAQ]

Al-Andalus will win!! 🇪🇸🇪🇸

[I Smoked The Midterms @BlackKnight10k]

People have to really hate you for you to die in the middle of the night and still get immediately roasted by the entirety of the internet at 3 AM

[ber @ambarella]

@McEllenJ Her?

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Finally someone who’s putting respect back in the name Bono.

[foxes in fiction 🥀 @foxesinfiction]

nothing could have prepared me for the Islamic Republic of Iran MTA train car that just pulled up next to me

[Zito @_Zeets]

Football is hilarious because you’ll start out lightly supporting a team because they played another team that you disliked or just because you like their vibe, then years later you’re glued to the TV threatening to kill yourself if they don’t win