Amber 👸🏻

like if Cleopatra grew up in a small town

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[kit @lesbian_fleabag]

charlotte telling miranda she's not progressive enough to have nonbinary sex whilst carrie highkey disassociates. i've seen enough. academy award

[Drebae @Drebae_]

They keep trying to soft launch aliens. Girl we dgaf 😂😂 Lower the price of groceries gas & rent or we going wit them

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

THE WORST

[Kenny @kennysroys]

The world deserves to see Rosie O’Donnell star as Abby Lee Miller in a Dance Moms movie.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

JEREMY STRONG DOING A FREAKY LITTLE ZUCK VOICE FUCK YESSSS

[Mar @_martremblay]

Toy Story 5 premiere to you, Mother convention to me

[maybe: clare @clur19]

me at any given point of the day

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[ana @shivlestat]

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Souf Oaklin fo' Life @Souf_Oaklin]

Steelers Sunday, baby!!

[Daisy @h3ll0again]

hot girl summer
(we are all pregnant / carrying newborns)

[U.S. Rep. Brittany Pettersen @RepPettersen]

Is this a joke? Moms don't need some propaganda website telling them what choices to make.

They need to be able to pay for groceries, health care, and a roof over their families' heads.

Stop pretending you care about families while making their lives harder every single day.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

A lot of people gleefully cheering this on, but they won’t stop at child support. They’re going to follow this same model to start doing the same to those with student loan and medical debt next. Bet.

[Optic Baudrillard @mauvaismoments]

Living in Pittsburgh will kind of warp your reality ( in a good way). You get used to everyone having maybe a bachelor's degree, a 15 year old Ford Focus, making 50k, working in a hospital.

The second I moved outside the area I realized how rare that was.

[ProPublica @propublica]

New: Babies who don’t get the vitamin K shot are 81 times more likely to develop severe bleeding. In many cases, oxygen can’t reach their brains and blood pools around their skulls. Yet driven by misinformation, more parents are refusing the injection. https://t.co/CdX5i3SKZN

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire