Amelia Roebuck

Basically Amelia Earhart, just without the plane

[Amelia Roebuck @ameliaroebuck]

.@Uber my wait said 8 minutes and it took 30 just to pick me up. Didn’t cancel because of the fees. Anything you can do about this? Pretty ridiculous

[Womens Ultimate Frisbee Club at IU @wildwestjanes]

Calamity Janes love each other and ourselves!! #CEBW #JLTL

[Womens Ultimate Frisbee Club at IU @wildwestjanes]

Even our brand new rookies are #funbassadorworthy !! RT if you think the Janes are ready to be #Funbassadors2017

[Bustle @bustle]

Wow, and I thought Chad & Lace were the nightmare here

#BachelorInParadise

[Amelia Roebuck @ameliaroebuck]

DITTO @aubquack 💕😽👭 https://t.co/B3325nknyy

[Aubrey @aubquack]

love @ameliaroebuck more than anything 😻

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

America is like a kid who takes one philosphy class freshman year of college and then lectures their entire family at Thanksgiving dinner.

[Amelia Roebuck @ameliaroebuck]

I live for @JoshShambles Twitter names #cersei'swinegoblet

[just Josh @JoshShambles]

My exes' houses

[Amelia Roebuck @ameliaroebuck]

@aubquack HOW HAS 4 YEARS PASSED?!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: I want bigger hands.

Me: Why?

4: So I can hold more cupcakes.

We share the same dream.

[Amelia Roebuck @ameliaroebuck]

I hate myself for how much I love Home Alone

[Amelia Roebuck @ameliaroebuck]

@Kelso840 she was born this way!

[Amelia Roebuck @ameliaroebuck]

Happy National Cat Day, part 2: Ella's Escape #catsofinstagram #catswithbraindamage… https://t.co/57HmcctsEb

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Me: i'll have a Dr.Pepper

Waiter: is Mr.Pibb ok?

Me: is he a doctor?

[Parkview Health @ParkviewHealth]

It's the first day of fall and we have high hopes for the season.