More people voted for Matt Hancock to do the bushtucker trial tonight than voted for Rishi Sunak to be prime minister
We live in a completely normal country
Hearing “Chrrriss Beean…theee diiiirrect-orr” (translation: “Chris Bean, the director”) in real life has made my week - I was mouthing along but managed not to scream it! 😂
@playgoeswrong is a masterpiece, my face still hurts from non-stop laughing, everyone needs to see it!
@TannahillGreg and me, looking like i’m ready to claim my next victim and he’s about to mosey on down there with me.
p.s. thank you for stopping to take a photo with me at stage door!
#theplaythatgoeswrong@playgoeswrong
The fact Diane Abbott got more stick for drinking a can of mojito on a train than Boris Johnson giving his 'lover' £126k of tax payers money makes me sick.
Welcome to March. We’ve had a stern chat with last March who has assured us this March will be much less, how shall we say, horrific. So keep the masks on, keep diving into hedges to avoid people, you know the drill, and let’s trundle our way towards a lovely Summer. As you were.
Bit of a ‘pinch yourself’ moment. Circling must-watches in the (Double Issue!) Radio Times is a little slice of my childhood Christmases. And now there we are. To quote Pat: ‘Wow’. #circlethis#BBCghosts#Ghosts
12 years ago today was my first day on set (a very cold quarry) with three strangers. ‘Seem nice enough’ I thought. We’ve done a lot of dressing strangely in cold places since then, and I’ve loved every single one. Happy Idiotiversary, fellas x
Brayden — When I was growing up, my mom always told me that bravery resides in every heart and that someday it will be summoned. Well, you summoned yours last night and showed the whole world that your stutter doesn't define you. I couldn't be prouder.
Fox update - I was lying in bed, upstairs this time, and I hear noise on the stairs. A brief moment of “there’s someone in the house and how can my dressing gown become a weapon”. Then I slowly go to the top of the stairs. The fox is half way up TO MY BEDROOM. UNACCEPTABLE.
In other news... I slept on the kitchen floor (my bedroom is a very HOT room - not in a good way).
I had the doors to the garden open. At one point before dawn, this happened - I WOKE UP TO FIND MYSELF FACE TO FACE WITH A FOX... (I may have to do more Miranda to do that scene)