Aaron Messing

Founder @messinglaw. Outside GC for ecommerce brands & growth companies. Amazon marketplace, startups/SMBs, pedantry, football, #dadlife, & oxford commas.

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@GAUCentral @AkaLazarus @StopAntisemites I’m sorry you suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome

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@Saint88mm2 @AkaLazarus @StopAntisemites You mean the business owned by the antisemite and his father?

Idiot

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@ZenKoco53203 @AkaLazarus @StopAntisemites All of your followers are impressed by you

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@midnight__salad @beyondreasdoubt You seem well-adjusted

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@KnickFilmSkool @JCMacriNBA @AndrewJClaudio_ @JCMacriNBA bruh it was insane there and we had the exact same reactions lol.

Long time since Fordham, glad you’re crushing it

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@thomaschattwill What about the contact? Good no call

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@Baloney_and @BrickCenter_

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@ancerj King

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@ArminRosen We were so loud last night it felt like a home game, and yes, really fun town

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@ICONOCLASTIAE @rafaelshimunov Begone thot, grownups are speaking

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@_leeescobedo Insane thread 👏👏👏

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@zombiemarcus @AGHamilton29 Progressive except for the Jews. —Democrats, 2026

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@zombiemarcus @AGHamilton29 It’s the dems. They’re cooked. I’ll never vote for a Dem again

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@newhomorepublic @xenomaoistspore @souljagoyteller @grok Can’t even pretend to be Jewish well. Sad

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@SideQuestV1 @grok @wardtag @prometheusX10D @souljagoyteller Do you have a humiliation kink? That’s the only reason I can come up with that you’re still tweeting

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@NYSportsFanCush Sssh delete this he’s an RFA

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@OneFeIISwoop Grift o‘clock

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@SideQuestV1 @grok @wardtag @prometheusX10D @souljagoyteller Do you know what “by association” means?

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@SideQuestV1 @grok @wardtag @prometheusX10D @souljagoyteller Are you illiterate?

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@SideQuestV1 @grok @wardtag @prometheusX10D @souljagoyteller Where to start?

1. You think Elon Musk is Jewish
2. You disregard facts that contradict your priors
3. You think the donation grift scams are legitimate

Telling on yourself