Satiric Verses 🇮🇳

Logic is the technique by which I add conviction to truth 👍

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[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

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POSSIBLE SCENARIOS

[SSGEOS @ssgeos]

#earthquake M 6.3 SOUTHEAST OF LOYALTY ISLANDS

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@Parraaag @MyIndusIndBank @MyIndusIndBank Service not upto the mark. We can't reach out to the human executive on their customer service numbers, instead the IVRS makes you go round and round, but doesn't lead you to service executive.

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@saurabhjoshi06 @MyIndusIndBank @indiebyindusind @RBI @RBIsays @MyIndusIndBank Service not upto the mark. We can't reach out to the human executive on their customer service numbers, instead the IVRS makes you go round and round, but doesn't lead you to service executive.

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@MyIndusIndBank Service not upto the mark. We can't reach out to the human executive on their customer service numbers, instead the IVRS makes you go round and round, but doesn't lead you to service executive.

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@MyIndusIndBank My Credit Card is shown as blocked and there is no option available for unblocking it, despite clearing the dues. Not able to reach an executive on IVR line, as it is looping through other options except for guiding me to an executive. Please help.

[Faad Dunga BC @naalaYUCK]

ज़िंदा हूँ लेकिन वो बात नहीं है

[ISRO @isro]

SpaDeX Docking Update:

🌟Docking Success

Spacecraft docking successfully completed! A historic moment.

Let’s walk through the SpaDeX docking process:

Manoeuvre from 15m to 3m hold point completed. Docking initiated with precision, leading to successful spacecraft capture. Retraction completed smoothly, followed by rigidisation for stability. Docking successfully completed.

India became the 4th country to achieve successful Space Docking.

Congratulations to the entire team! Congratulations to India!
🛰️🛰️

#SPADEX #ISRO

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@Ayush_deshpande @Being_Humor Classic case of Premature💦💦
🤣🤣

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

This is how our real NaMo should have tweeted.

[Parody - Narendra Modi @narendram0dee]

Have set up a call with my friend President @realDonaldTrump to congratulate him on his historic win.

Among other things, we will discuss the current violence against Hindus in Bangladesh, Khalistani terrorism enabled by @JustinTrudeau in Canada, along with the Ukraine war.

[Parody - Narendra Modi @narendram0dee]

Have set up a call with my friend President @realDonaldTrump to congratulate him on his historic win.

Among other things, we will discuss the current violence against Hindus in Bangladesh, Khalistani terrorism enabled by @JustinTrudeau in Canada, along with the Ukraine war.

[Vandana Singh @VandanaSsingh]

BJP को 20 साल पहले ही पता चल गया था इसलिए उन्होंने स्वाति मालीवाल को “परिवर्तन” NGO में plant करवा दिया था ? Right? #SwatiMaliwal

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

AAP in a soup 🍜!!
#SwatiMaliwal

[Ankur Singh @AnkurSingh]

Yogendra Yadav says:

There's corruption in Bengal but Adhir Ranjan shld not demand ED/CBI investigation bcz TMC is in INDI Alliance

There is bad law and order but Adhir Ranjan is wrong to demand President rule.

Calls it 'Maryada'

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

“Act like Hindus during elections & dump them after elections : @khanumarfa advises anti BJP parties”

Though Congress etc are practising it since long yet this open admission is very important. Should be shared with all Hindus.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Starship’s second integrated flight test → https://t.co/bJFjLCiTbK https://t.co/cahoRQ72lm

[Karthik Narayanan @KarthikRam1974]

Dear Christian and Muslim friends, if my posts offend you, I am obliged to express my regret, as I respect the principles of Hinduism, the world's oldest and the most tolerant religion.

But before that I am forced to ask you some questions, please read it patiently.

1. If you ask from our holy book Mahabharata how Karna was born to unmarried Kunti Devi, but if I ask how Jesus was born to Virgin Mary, why do you feel offended?

2. When you ask us why Krishna had 16000 wives and why do you feel offended when I ask why Prophet Muhammad had 19 marriages and married a 9-year-old child?

3. Why do you feel offended when we ask how Jesus can save you when he could not protect himself? – while you and your pastors continuously blaspheme Hindu Gods as Satan and Devil?

4. If you are speaking contemptuously of the Shivalinga we worship, I should remain silent, but why are you offended when I ask about you sniffing the stone in Mecca Kaaba?

5. When you go to Hindu houses and preach, when you come to me and say convert saying Jesus is common to all, I should take it and If I ask you to do your propaganda in a Muslim house too, why are you hurt? Is this fair?

6. Do any of us come to your homes and speak disparagingly of Jesus or Allah whom you worship with faith, and say change your religion and change your mind?

Injustice to the Hindus has been done for more than 1000s of years. Hindus have been oppressed by the rulers and political leaders, made in to cowards, treated worse than worms in the name of the majority community and were fed toxins in the name of secularism, and you shamelessly call the parties fighting for the Hindus as sectarian organizations.

More than 25 Christian organizations, more than 70 Islamic organizations more than 20 Muslim parties in Tamil Nadu alone. Are these not sectarian organizations? where has your secularism gone now?

While we are teaching ourselves to come together to protect us, the Hindus, the oldest civilization on earth, unite the remaining ones, as you have been doing for so long. Does it hurt you that are you are not able to deceive the innocent Hindus and convert them?

Just like you, we Hindus are born in flesh and blood, we also have mind, we also have faith and attachment to our religion, realize that. May you be well, live well and let live.

One last thing

It is not my business to offend you, it is an expression of my pride which I want to do for the higher principles of my Hinduism and for the higher soul satisfaction of being a Sanatani.

All my body, energy and abilities are a gift given to me by my Shiva and Venkatesh Perumal, whom we worship.

I am proud of my ancestors who did not sell themselves for the gold, woman, nor were they afraid of the sword and converted.

I am a Proud Hindu and will remain so.

Jai Bharat. Jai Sanatana Dharma. Jai Sanatanis.

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@Gujju_Er @shaandelhite https://t.co/iJ8r749vey

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

In calligraphy, the letter "v" of small-case is written with a long serif on the left part, which often appears as letter "b".

A few calligraphic fonts are depicted here in the picture.

@TajinderBagga @Shehzad_Ind @BellamSwathi @amitmalviya @UnSubtleDesi

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@BHKspeaks https://t.co/iJ8r749vey

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

In calligraphy, the letter "v" of small-case is written with a long serif on the left part, which often appears as letter "b".

A few calligraphic fonts are depicted here in the picture.

@TajinderBagga @Shehzad_Ind @BellamSwathi @amitmalviya @UnSubtleDesi

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@ankursingh @shaandelhite https://t.co/iJ8r749vey

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

In calligraphy, the letter "v" of small-case is written with a long serif on the left part, which often appears as letter "b".

A few calligraphic fonts are depicted here in the picture.

@TajinderBagga @Shehzad_Ind @BellamSwathi @amitmalviya @UnSubtleDesi

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

@ankursingh @shaandelhite https://t.co/iJ8r749vey

[Satiric Verses 🇮🇳 @amnpavan]

In calligraphy, the letter "v" of small-case is written with a long serif on the left part, which often appears as letter "b".

A few calligraphic fonts are depicted here in the picture.

@TajinderBagga @Shehzad_Ind @BellamSwathi @amitmalviya @UnSubtleDesi