Karen

Wash your fucking hands

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

My neighbor told me he heard me “having sex” this morning.

I was putting on my shoes.

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@jbnotbeiber Feel ya!!

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@AScottishScott @SherylCrow

[KJ @IDontSpeakWhine]

Sorry I'm late, but I was showing my husband the proper way to squeeze the toothpaste tube.

[Richie K @RichieWhat]

the opposite of a debbie downer is bethamphetamine

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@w_white18

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@jbnotbeiber Ugh, me too.

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@twiztedcanuck7

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@jbnotbeiber

[Karen @amusedbyu]

Cheers America! Happy 4th of July

[Karen @amusedbyu]

What base is it when your husband thinks you’re gross?

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@twiztedcanuck7

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@zayntarot Send it over 😃

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

Tell your wife I won’t fuck you either

[Sam @mastrap84]

I’m not good at math but I do know plus signs mean pregnancy

[Karen @amusedbyu]

@CautiousOne10 So sorry to hear this

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

My son asked me where milk comes from so I explained how we suck it out of a pregnant cow’s dick and he was like “no I meant like is it from a store or does it get delivered”

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Once I learn two-way radio protocol it's over for you bitches, over.