Ana

[Warren @swd2]

Everyone feel good about this? Dude with the nuke codes is sleep farting while dude with a brain worm is making health care decisions for your kids.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A civilian medical plane has crashed after a U.S. military test of an experimental GPS jammer disrupted the plane's radar.

Every person on board was killed.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

RFK Jr. is bringing back diseases they didn't have in Little House on the Prairie

[julia @juumelo_]

he thought tequila was gonna make me freaky but I just talked about ww2 for three hours

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

so when is https://t.co/Emj7zDCXVS dropping?

[Chris Jaxon Speaks @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[Matteo Piper Jenks 🧲 🇮🇹 @MattPiperJenks]

“I’d rather me mate cry on my shoulder than go to his funeral next week.”

Asking for help isn’t weakness, it’s requires courage. If you’re struggling you aren’t alone

Listen to @PaddyTheBaddy

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani announces click-to-cancel rule for NYC.

This rule is aimed at guaranteeing New Yorkers can cancel subscriptions as easily as they sign up — and stopping corporations from trapping customers.

This will save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million per year.

[xmen 97 szn @frrisbueller]

My Hero

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

In less than 18 months, MAGA has managed to bring back measles. They defunded the Ebola monitoring program that likely resulted in an what is an emergent pandemic. Now, they’ve allowed the food supply to be contaminated by a deadly parasite not seen in the U.S. since 1966.

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

Congratulations to @GovPritzker, @ChicagosMayor, Kevin Warren, the McCaskeys and many others - it looks as if you have successfully chased the Chicago Bears out of not just Chicago, but Illinois completely

You all STINK

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

[iza @izamamaa]

I pray u experience this at least once in your life.

[JT @jiratickets]

78 degrees and sunny in chicago

[Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree]

I wrote about this in my newsletter. The Weather Service didn't launch balloons recently and got surprised by tornadoes in Kansas. DOGE cuts at NWS cut out weather balloon launches which gather data for storm prediction. You are less safe because of that choice.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

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